I know what really happened in Texas

don't fuck with rodents

the chipmunks leave their signs in the wreckage. it is not clear whether these images were here already or if they left them as a calling card after the fact

chipmunks do not take kindly to their homes being destroyed. the busted out the crunk juice and went to wor ka week after the drilling started. Alvin hasn't been seen since the initial action. nearby homeowners speculate he is staying at a friend's nearby, seeing him at night every so often. Theodore and Simon left their tags and have remained underground at the time of writing.

HAAAY
inspired by a big hole.