Italy is stupid. Everything I wanted to see was BROKEN. How the fuck am I supposed to learn when leaders throughout the years tried to break all their shit?
This amazing sports playground has been decimated. I want to see the canopy! I want to see the gladiator area -- we weren't allowed downstairs. Grr. We couldn't tell what color the place was supposed to be. Suuure they said it most likely looked the same, only a little lighter. Right. And the Tower of Pisa was supposed to look italicized.
The only place around there that looked somewhat interesting was Pompeii and that's because everybody died. Nobody was around to fuck up the place.
Fuck Italy.