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it’s all aboot the last two minutes. well you can watch the beginning part, too.

The website bad bad teacher keeps tabs on school employees reported as, um, people doing not good things. It’s usually something sexual. The front page has pictures of each person and a short story about why they are being taken to court. Pretty neat.

If you’re in the state of Illinois and wondering if you have any registered sex offenders, you can check out this website: http://www.isp.state.il.us/sor/. After agreeing to not use the information provided for evil, you can search anywhere in the state and get their addresses, headshot, and reason for being registered as well as where it occurred. YEAH.

The 61820 zip code has 47 registered sex offenders. Sixteen of them are labeled as Sexual Predator, and one of them is labeled Sexually Violent.

ichthyallyeinotoxism: hallucinogenic fish poisoning

I added a section to the website. It’s my Recent Work page. How cool! It’s like i’m a real artist!

HAAAAAAAAAAAA checkcheckcheck check it. plz.

Okie Chicago got a little cooler. Only a little.

The Chicago White Sox were visited on Wednesday by a dinosaur as a promotion for the Australian-born show, Walking With Dinosaurs, which is to play the United Center August 7th-17th.

you can check out the other photos here at the chicago tribune online thing.

OMAG DINOSAURS YES

from deadspin or ksk. or both idk. i’m really tired about sports websites being consumed by Brett Favre trying to get back into the NFL.

Brett. Hi Brett. Look, you retired. Your body has been beaten to a pulp over the years. Take a break. Find something else to do. PLEASE there is more to life than football! DID YOU KNOW: when you began in the NFL, I was in first grade? First grade. Know where I am now? I’m about to enter my six year of college. I hope this timeline means something to you.