Archive for January, 2009

Ehh, we weren’t that close anyway… nomnomnom

Friday, January 9th, 2009

Burger King has let loose the latest of its hip marketing: the whopper sacrifice. For ten of your facebook friends, you can get a coupon for a free whopper. WHAT? Yes. It’s an application on facebook, and Burger King’s website is keeping a count.

screen shot of whopper sacrifice

“They” say they are challenging people’s fair-weathered friends lists. I say they are cleaning up. Your limit of coupons is one burger per account, so don’t go deleting everyone and be eating burgers everyday — it isn’t healthy! Bonus: whopper-sacrifices show up on facebook feeds.

the social
ontd

Underworld: Rise of the Lycans soundtrack list released

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

And by released, I mean it is partially available for streaming on myspace.

screen shot of underworld myspace

woohoo!

01. Puscifer - Lighten Up Francis (JLE Dub Mix)
02. The Cure (f/ Maynard James Keenan/Puscifer and Milla) - Underneath The Stars (Renholder Remix)
03. Perry Farrell - Nasty Little Perv (Renholder Remix)
04. Deftones - Hole In The Earth (Renholder Remix)
05. AFI - Miss Murder (VNV Nation Remix)
06. Alkaline Trio - Over And Out (Renholder Remix)
07. William Control (f/ Matt Skiba) - Deathclub (Wes Borland/Renholder Remix)
08. Genghis Tron - Board Up The House (Renholder Remix)
09. Blaqk Audio - Stiff Kittens (Jnrsnchz Blaqkout Remix)
10. Thrice - Broken Lungs (Legion Of Doom Remix)
11. Combichrist - Today We Are All Demons (Beneath The World Mix)
12. Black Light Burns - I Want You To
13. Drop Dead, Gorgeous - Two Birds, One Stone (Wes Borland/Renholder Remix)
14. King Black Acid - Let’s Burn
15. From First To Last - Tick Tock Tomorrow (Wes Borland/Renholder Remix)
16. Ghosts On The Radio - Steal My Romance

And the trailer, for funsies:

there is an HD version available if you go straight to the youtube page. The movie comes out January 23rd.

thanks, ontd.

Cute Things Falling Asleep. Dot org.

Thursday, January 8th, 2009

If cuteoverload can only take you so far, there is another cute cuddly website slouching around: Cute Things Falling Asleep. Dedicated to shorts of animals falling asleep, it is endlessy entertaining and a great way to procrastinate. Videos are rated by cuteness and sleepiness on a scale of 1-5.

You have been warned.

example:

Which of you is attracted to me?!

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

king julien loungingbatman from ytmnd

You may remember this batman page from YTMND from eons ago… I HAVE STUMBLED UPON THE SONG THAT ACCOMPANIES IT. Behold!



Chakaron Makaron - El Mudo
More at MP3-Codes.com

The dude responsible for this masterpiece goes by El Chombo and hails from Panama. He sounds an awful lot like King Julien… rather, Sasha Baron Cohen’s interpretation of the nutso King Julien the lemur in Madagascar sounds like this guy.

Chris Evans, Milo Ventimiglia, and Kyle Howard in drag

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

chris evans

In The Advocate’s interview with Chris Evans, and they mention this part of the show Opposite Sex where the gents do a rendition of “I Will Survive” dressed as ladies. Chris said the walk from the trailer to the set was embarrassing due to the catcalls he was receiving — he looks passable! Since then he gets why girls don’t like being whistled at.

All awesome aside, their falsettos could use some work.

The Shit is…

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

Hollaback boy. Am and Kendi showed this to me eons ago, I finally looked it up… it’s by the same people that do the SNAKES ON A PLANE song. Yes. Though I recommend listening to the song in its entirety, click at 2:25 for the best part if you don’t have time for the whole thing.

It’s Called “The Saddest Sound Ever”

Wednesday, January 7th, 2009

A kitty that looks like princess divaface gets a bath and moans about it. The first half is all you need to watch.

Anderson Cooper Moderates Puppedential Debate

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

Mr. Skittles won’t take your shit.

Masochistic Kitty Knows You Want to Hit That

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

Idk. Some cats are into it.
found up in hurr

Wunder-Boner!

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

It’s not sexual, you dirty-minded weirdo.

It’s a fish de-boner! “My wife will like that!”