Archive for February, 2009

Obama Sushi!

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

heeheehee. Tofugu.com posted super cute sushi inspired by the newest American president:

barack obama sushi
Obama sushi!

smiley sushi
Happy sushi!

final platter presentation
Final product sushi! The fella in the picture goes by the name of Kawazumi.

msn article in a language i don’t understand
Tofugu.com Obama Sushi
wtf_cute yaaay livejournal

chacarron!

Friday, February 20th, 2009

Oh, there is a video.

update of this post

my wrists are crying

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

the elusive front squat:

Boobs and Boxing

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

sarah blewden with her gloves on

Haters are hatin’ on Sarah Blewden. She wants to box in the Olympics for Great Britain, but The Amateur Boxing Association of England says no. She has breast implants and the head honchos fear they could bust while she’s fighting. Blewden says her surgeon tells her she should be fine due to the implants being made of gel rather than liquid. She said she has no problem with paying for replacement implants if the ones she had now were damaged in a fight.

For now, women’s boxing isn’t part of the Olympics, but Olympic minister Tessa Jowell is attempting to have it allowed in the 2012 games.

“International rules forbid anyone with breast implants continuing to box because of risk of damage to the breast tissue,” said Tony Attwood, chairman of the ABAE.

“The natural breast tissue is pushed forward in front of the implant and it is this that is more at risk.”

Repeated punches to the breast could also lead to distortion known as capsular contracture, he said.

The Telegraph

MY SUGGESTION: get the implants removed if you want to box that badly.

Another Case Of Discrimination Against The Large-Breasted deadspin
Model banned from boxing due to breast implants the telegraph

this is so i don’t forget the law

Monday, February 16th, 2009

(11:12:01 AM) BJB: “should I drink it?”
(11:12:05 AM) BJB: “I have a theory I should”
(11:12:19 AM) BJB: “i did!”
(11:12:22 AM) BJB: “yay!”
(11:12:40 AM) SJ: hahahha
(11:12:45 AM) SJ: theory proven!
(11:12:49 AM) SJ: doesn’t that make it a law
(11:14:27 AM) BJB: The Law of Barry Caffeine Intake as Dictated by Distance to the Fridge (BTFs)
(11:14:52 AM) BJB: so long as Barry is within 1 BTF of a fridge, he should ingest caffeine
(11:15:08 AM) BJB: luckily for me, I’m always, by definition, 1 btf away

too many misters not enough sisters

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Good morning! “Too Many Dicks” by Flight of the Conchords.

ontd

Grown-up Hello Kitty Art Time

Friday, February 13th, 2009

May be considered nws!

I’m her mom! — no she is not!

Friday, February 13th, 2009

omg greggle showed me the kittles being narrated by the wittle girl.

Six Vitamin Water Flavors Bannhammered By NCAA

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

hahahahahaha

My flavor, XXX, is safe, so I donut care! Here is a chart so you don’t get kicked off of your team!

chart o vitamin water

It’s hanging up in locker rooms everywhere! BEWARE THE GUARANA!

Girl Sues School for Sexual Harassment… Sort of

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

A former female basketball player is suing Central Michigan University and women’s basketball coach Sue Guevara, alleging she terminated a scholarship because of differences in appearance and sexual orientation.

–from Central Michigan University’s cm-life.com

That’s right. The way she looked — like a girl by today’s Western culture. A heterosexual girl. Whaaaaa? Take a look at the difference between the two ladies at odds:

student Brooke Heike and coach Sue Guevara

Heike was constantly harassed by her coach for not looking dykey. Shit you not. Heike has the scholaship official and the Board of Trustees on her side. Apparently Guevara has a history of ‘tude concerning girls who don’t look like lesbians. I’m all for girls not feeling the need to wear make up or not be made up all the time, but she made fun of her for having a boyfriend. That’s just dumb.

To be continued!

deadspin article
cm-life