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DID YOU KNOW: Fiona thinks she is a bracelet.

DID YOU KNOW: She is not a bracelet.

^Malkin’s interview by the Pittsburgh Fox Sports peeps after scoring 5 goals in last night’s game against the Thrashers taped from a tv screen. His English is picking up! I would be totally okay if he stayed in this stage.

Evgeni Malkin Is Still A Great Interview Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

The trailer is going to be shown during the previews of Monsters Vs Aliens when it finally comes out on March 27th.

I have good feelings about this one.

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slashfilm — has pictures of the monsters’ faces on skateboard designs

^What happens when I get a camera and need to be “professional.” Okay really I was checking the mark distance and shadow placement and didn’t set the focus.

Two young kids in love who happen to be half-siblings. If they consummate their love for each other in Scotland they’ll be in deep shit. Nick and Danielle plan to move to France where it ain’t no thang.

get it get it get it?!

the touchscreen war is on.

BlackBerry Tears Apple to Shreds — Figuratively, Anyway

Livejournal your magic never ceases to amaze me.

So, let’s pretend it’s pretty late and you’re doing a little light reading before bed, as you sometimes do. This book is one that you bought used probably fifteen years ago and it has sat on your shelf since then. Now, you’ve decided to read it and within the first page you realize it’s one of those fantasy novels, written by a man who wants to idolize his fantasy princess dream woman. But after he gets past describing her in chapter one you think, okay. Maybe there’s a good story in this book anyway.

I don’t want to put up the scan of the book because I think my mom might read this fucking thing — HAY MOM — but you can go to lj user vandovan’s entry on the bless’ed two pages of describing what a naked Bronwyn looks like to the aroused Spikenard.

DETAILS CONCERNING THE FAIR BRONYWN
leopard’s tongue
tears of dragons
potter’s kiln
candelabra legs
snails with shells of tears
citrus and soapstone

Vandonovan’s friends did a dramatic reading of the pages, which you can download here and enjoy as I have. Even better: drawing of what this woman would look like up in hurr. Yay kids.

(11:28:32 PM) MACHELLLE: it is pubes WAS.
(11:28:42 PM) MACHELLLE: VERB AND NOUN AGREEMENT PLEAAASE
(11:29:01 PM) SJ: that is more insulting than his description of the female
(11:29:11 PM) MACHELLLE: ??
(11:29:47 PM) SJ: the lack of verb and noun agreement
(11:29:50 PM) MACHELLLE: yes
(11:29:52 PM) MACHELLLE: ABSOLUTELY
(11:29:57 PM) MACHELLLE: THE ENGLISH GEEK IN ME IS DYING
(11:30:03 PM) MACHELLLE: actually every part of me is dying

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3:39 for Jim Carrey commentary wooooo. The album In My Life contains a bunch of Beatles covers by big names like Jim Carrey, Robin Williams, and Sean Connery.