haddadadad

the pens beat the caps 6-2 in the seventh game of their conference semi-finals. hoho! they will next be facing either the boston bruins or the carolina hurricanes.

must. find. versus network.

it’s a sibling thing. fail dog

(12:03:37 PM) BJB: have you watched the wire yet?
(12:03:40 PM) SJ: no
(12:03:53 PM) SJ: i’m not really into detective things with popo
(12:03:54 PM) BJB: ok… I’ll go ahead and recommend it, but I don’t recommend it like every other person on the planet does
(12:04:07 PM) SJ: UNLESS IT IS NASH BRIDGES THEN I AM SO THERE
(12:04:13 PM) BJB: DON JOHNSON FTW
(12:04:23 PM) SJ: IT IS TRUE WITH CHEECH MARIN
(12:04:54 PM) BJB: WTF IS UP WITH THEIR POLICE HQ?!?! IT WAS LIKE A MALIBU WEREHOUSE BARBIE BEACHFRONT AWKWARD THING????
(12:05:13 PM) SJ: YEAH I NEVER REALLY GOT THAT BUT WAS OKAY ABOUT IT
(12:05:20 PM) SJ: FAIRLY KICKASS I MIGHT ADD
(12:05:31 PM) BJB: ME TOO I WONDERED ALWAYS IF THEIR JAIL CELLS HAD AWESOME VIEWS
(12:05:36 PM) SJ: GIVES THE JAILEES COMETHING TO LOOK AT
(12:05:40 PM) SJ: SOMETHNG*
(12:05:44 PM) BJB: HAHA
(12:05:47 PM) SJ: I GUESS COMETHING IF THEY HAVE CELL MATES
(12:05:58 PM) SJ: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE RAPE RAPE
(12:06:13 PM) BJB: THE BUTT HAHAHA FORCED ENTRY HAHA
(12:06:24 PM) SJ: OMG REAR EXIT ONLY PLZ
(12:06:35 PM) BJB: ONO SOAP IZ FLOORD
(12:06:48 PM) SJ: LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT
(12:06:58 PM) SJ: OOPS MY COCK SLIPPED AND FELL INTO YOUR BUMHOLE
(12:07:02 PM) BJB: OMG NASH BRIDGES IS WATCHING OZ
(12:07:15 PM) SJ: HE IS INTO THAT SORT OF THING
(12:07:21 PM) BJB: AND HOW
(12:07:36 PM) BJB: MORE LIKE AND OW HAHAHALULZOMATIC

GAY MARRIAGE PRE-MARITAL SEX FEMALE MASTURBATION ABSTINENCE PORNOGRAPHY ANAL SEX BESTIALITY NECROPHILIA GENDERFUCK GENDERQUEER BUKKAKE TRANSVESTITE STRAIGHTEDGE OVERSEXUALIZATION INCEST RAPE IPSA CORRECTIVE RAPE HYPERSEXUALITY HENTAI BONDAGE DOMINATION SADOMASOCHISM VIRGINITY

sex

it’s old, but has not been posted here before.

it’s old, really old by internet standards, but it was brought up in conversation tonight. and you need to watch these if you haven’t.

And you knooow:

the Palin song:

bonus: bush and dissonance

slightly manlier than Milew.

Teen to friend: With big asses come big responsibilities.
Friend: True, true.

–Grand Concourse

overheard in new york

Ovechkin slammed into Gonchar with his knee. It looks like he was having an “oh shit” moment and Gonchar just didn’t see it coming. Ouch ouchouchouch.

Penguins currently leading the series 3-2. Next game: Monday May 11 7pm est.