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27 days left.

(12:40:24 AM) KGB1: i pulled my quads while setting weights down on my birthday hahaha
(12:40:35 AM) KGB1: it was a present
(12:40:36 AM) smores: ouch, sweet ass birthday present
(12:40:37 AM) KGB1: to myself
(12:40:41 AM) smores: exactly
(12:40:47 AM) KGB1: but they are almost healed
(12:40:50 AM) KGB1: ummmm how to explain
(12:41:02 AM) KGB1: you know how you can do squats with dumbells at your sides
(12:41:08 AM) smores: yes
(12:41:10 AM) KGB1: i usually do that wit h30s
(12:41:26 AM) KGB1: but i had 40 lb ones to do calf raises
(12:41:37 AM) smores: oo
(12:41:52 AM) KGB1s: my watch kept beign bumped while i was doing the reps so i went to set the weights down so i essentially did the negative motion of the squat
(12:42:07 AM) KGB1s: but i did it way too fast adn didn’t bend my knees right
(12:42:14 AM) KGB1s: so the outer sides of my quads went NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(12:42:28 AM) smores: should have screamed, “MOTHER OF GOD!”
(12:42:33 AM) KGB1: i knowww
(12:42:40 AM) KGB1: i sort of yelled AAHHHHHHHOOOOWWWW
(12:42:42 AM) KGB1: sort of.
(12:42:44 AM) KGB1: in a gym
(12:42:57 AM) smores: so no one really knew you pulled anything
(12:43:02 AM) KGB1: not at all.
(12:43:03 AM) smores: just thought you were really workin hard

Cute girl to drunk friend sitting provocatively with a miniskirt on: Sit up, Beth, your coochie’s hangin’ out.
Drunk friend: I can’t get up. (yelling) Does anyone on this train have a problem with my vagina hanging out?
(train is silent)
Drunk friend: See? No one cares. Vaginas are like modern art these days.
Cute girl: I guess.
Drunk friend: You could take a picture of my snatch right now, frame it, make it look like Warhol, and it would sell in the MoMA for five thousand bucks. Hell, I should be charging admission fees right now. Anyone who comes to see my snatch exhibit and doesn’t buy a copy is a misogynist.

–A Train

Hasn’t That Exhibit Been Done? overheard in new york

Kris Letang Tyler Kennedy get a humility check while the news people get giggly and starstruck.

PART ONE: ZEE WEATHAIR IZ AWKWAARD, NON?

PART ATWO: FOURTEEN DAY WEATHAIR REPORT IN TRENDS

ohhhhh you guys.

sid + cup = bffs

Kris Letang And Tyler Kennedy Do The Weather psamp
pic from deadspin

Jamaican man: The biggest issue of our society is not terrorism but men lusting after women’s butts! If you lust after women’s butts you will burn in hell! Women, do not show off your butts for you will burn in hell! Do not wear jeans or tight pants! Make sure you cover up your butts!
Passenger: I love the butts.
Jamaican man: Do you have no soul? The lust of the women’s butts will only bring you to the devil! Please save yourself and stop lusting after the butts!
Passenger: Who loves the butts?
All men on train: Yay butts!

–Uptown 4 Train

Overheard by: white girl with a big butt wearing tight pants

overheard in new york

i’m kind of excited about it.

Kid #1: How old is she?
Kid #2: Six.
Kid #1: And she’s goth?

–Myrtle Ave & Washington, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Dark Lord in Training

I Blame The Who-Cares Bears Movie overheard in new york

Fierce gear for the road cyclist constantly competing with cars. Canedo Studio has designed a bike helmet inspired by Gladiator, combining ventilation and head and eye protection with the ferociousness of a warrior. Fuckin’ a. The “Gladiat8r concept.”

A warrior needs a sword. It’s tough to carry around a lance on a bicycle, and these handlebar plugs fill the void.

Designed by Matt Braun and Jared Delorenzo of the University of the Arts in Philadelphia, these are helpful for getting back at those asshats who think driving within a foot of a cyclist is a good idea.

A Bike Helmet That Makes You Look Like Russell Crowe treehugger
Canedo Studio
Matt Braun
Jared Delorenzo

Hey beeches. The latest and greatest work is up on the Recent Work page. Check ‘em out. Be wowwed.

Did you know bunnies stomp their back feet when they get pissed? I do now.

(1:40:41 AM) SJ: soooooo
(1:40:43 AM) MACHELLLE: OOOOOOO
(1:40:46 AM) SJ: i’m deciding onnnnnn
(1:40:51 AM) SJ: a nice bicycle
(1:40:53 AM) SJ: orrrrr
(1:41:00 AM) SJ: A SOUNDCARD FOR RECORDING ON COMPUTER
(1:41:04 AM) SJ: I AM LEANING ON THE SOUNDCARD
(1:41:04 AM) MACHELLLE: i want to ride my bicyce i want to ride my biiiiike
(1:41:06 AM) MACHELLLE: OHMYGOD
(1:41:08 AM) MACHELLLE: OHMYGOD
(1:41:09 AM) MACHELLLE: ME TOO
(1:41:11 AM) MACHELLLE: LEAN
(1:41:13 AM) SJ: that thing we need for my microphone to work awesomely
(1:41:17 AM) MACHELLLE: LEAN LIKE A WILLOW IN A STRONG WIND