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“everything has an end
except sausage
which has two ends
–danish proverb”

i had sweet cream ice cream today it was delicious and fat free and had rainbow sprinkles and a peanut butter cup mashed into it. waffle cup for the win.

Gaga began her act prostrate onstage as if crushed by an ornate chandelier and half-staggered, half-danced around as she sang and finished up as blood poured forth from below her breasts. It was a performance, VMA creative director Lee Lodge told MTV News, that was inspired by references as diverse as “Phantom of the Opera,” Madonna, Marie Antoinette, the pope and Jesus.

“Gaga came to the table with the idea that she wanted to perform while she was injured and she wanted to perform with lots of blood,” Lodge said. “And there was always the idea of ‘Phantom.’ Then we had a creative planning meeting and she called in from Jerusalem. She’d just been to Jesus’ tomb and she was very inspired.”

The Holy Land inspiration led her to the idea of ending the performance by metaphorically dying and then being lifted up into the air as if ascending to heaven. “It was supposed to be commenting on the life of celebrity,” he explained. “Even though you see her dying, she’s going to a much better place.”

….needs more skarsgaard.

Lady Gaga MTV VMA Performance daily stab
gaga @ photoshoot for “fame kills” tour ontd

Oh, The Temptation from Steve V on Vimeo.

A study published in 1990 by Yuichi Shoda, Walter Mischel, and Philip K. Peake tested the ability to understand delayed gratification. This video is a recreation of the beginning of the test in the 1960s. The study focused on the participants from childhood to adulthood, and those with the ability to wait would tend to fair better in avoiding peer pressure and drug abuse. Michel recorded that those who waited were more dependable in general.

The little kid that mushes his nose against the marshmallow looks like a baby Ryan Kwanten aka Jason Stackhouse.

Testing delayed gratification tywkiwdbi
Oh, the Temptation! neatorama
Predicting adolescent cognitive and self-regulatory competencies from preschool delay of gratification: Identifying diagnostic conditions. PyscNET

Little things that have been going down:

-updated the main page to include the new photo part of the site
-there’s a photo part to the site that wasn’t here before
-i have internet. regular access to internet once again.

Zach Galifianakis interviews Charlize Theron…

She has it down to a T. Talking shit on Miss Piggy, giving shout out to n00b art people by wearing their gear, actually carrying a conversation with a puppet and an interviewer, all with that relaxed smile.

Gaga/Kermit interview @ VMAs ontd if you need a seizure, have fun reading the icons of the commenters below the post

SWINE FLU AAAAAH OMAAAAAGGGGGGGG

(7:39:35 PM) eveof: it’s a bloody photoshop collage
(7:39:45 PM) eveof: no no
(7:39:47 PM) KGB1: ohhhh
(7:39:50 PM) eveof: no even that interesting
(7:39:52 PM) KGB1: oh i’m not good at those
(7:40:01 PM) KGB1: i’m like ‘plop’ there i put images on it
(7:40:07 PM) eveof: it’s an ARCHITECTURE collage
(7:40:19 PM) eveof: cut a detail and mirror scale and array
(7:40:23 PM) eveof: OoOOOOOoooo
(7:40:25 PM) eveof: fuckers
(7:40:27 PM) KGB1: HAHAHAHAHA
(7:40:41 PM) eveof: I <3 this class

Remember the Engineer’s Guide to Cats? They did an instructional cat yodeling video, too. Hang on through the free aspect ratios. They’re rocket scientists.