Archive for December, 2009

gaga medley and it isn’t me singing

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

Sam Tsui sings a mashed up Gaga medley and it is AWESOME. from da burra.

Rising YouTube Star Belts Out Lady Gaga Medley (and We Lav Lav Lav It) [Lady Gaga] Gawker.TV

mamamamaow

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

(12:02:29 AM) KGB1: SHES GOT ME LIKE NO OTHER
(12:03:28 AM) onexl: bad romance?
(12:03:53 AM) KGB1: pokerface
(12:03:56 AM) KGB1: can’t read my
(12:03:57 AM) KGB1: can’t read my
(12:04:03 AM) KGB1: no he can’t read-a my
(12:04:05 AM) KGB1: pokerface
(12:04:09 AM) KGB1: she’s got me like no other
(12:04:58 AM) onexl: facepalm
(12:05:09 AM) KGB1: it’s great you’ll see
(12:05:34 AM) onexl: not with my hand over my eyes

it’s all fun and games until someone gets stucked

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

Guy: Yo girl, I gotta song for you.
Girl: Okay. What you got?
Guy, beginning to beat-box: You a five-star bitch, I got a five-star dick…
Girl: Hahahaha.
Guy: Eight inches long and just as thick…
Girl: What!? Hold up!

–W. 110th & Malcom X

Overheard by: The Music Man

…You Know How to Rhyme? oiny

my away msg is a dick

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

(9:07:30 AM) onexl: I’m awake and you’re not
(9:07:30 AM) KGB1 <AUTO-REPLY> : i don’t wanna be friends
(9:07:37 AM) onexl: Oh - I see how it is :(

Interview between John Lithgow and Michael C. Hall in regards to the Dexter finale

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009

Very awesome to see them out of character, but I’m still pissed about what happened. STILL PISSED, MISTER WRITER. Story-wise, great, but AUGH. Not saying anything to spoil it for the stragglers.

Thanks J… again.

Dexter/Trinity: The Interview showtime

CAN’T READ MY CAN’T READ MY

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

It’s Pokerface! A capella style by some smart group at UC Berkley, Noteworthy. I won’t tell them that I love them, but I’d probs give them a hug.

Thanks J.

we’re gonna make it after all

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

(10:05:43 PM) SJ: okay so food from the middle eat
(10:05:50 PM) SJ: we’re talking stuff like hummus
(10:05:56 PM) SJ: and things with lamb in them
(10:06:02 PM) SJ: but it isn’t greasy lamb it is awesome lamb
(10:06:15 PM) SJ: stuff like shish kabob, kibbee
(10:06:18 PM) SJ: lubi
(10:06:31 PM) SJ: pronounced loo-bee
(10:06:54 PM) SJ: stuffed grapeleaves served warm is my favorite favorite
(10:07:38 PM) SJ: there’s also good cold vegetable things
(10:07:55 PM) SJ: taboulee is a salad type deal with the main ingredient parsley
(10:08:11 PM) SJ: and potato salad, served warm of cold, has parsley in it as well
(10:08:26 PM) Jayson: uhm
(10:08:32 PM) Jayson: I’m American
(10:08:43 PM) SJ: my dad’s side originates from syria so I CAN MAKE THIS STUFF
(10:08:51 PM) Jayson: ah ok
(10:09:00 PM) Jayson: Because I probably can’t go there without someone tryingto shoot me
(10:09:05 PM) SJ: but if you’re food touring, lebanon or israel
(10:09:11 PM) SJ: so you can get your head blown off
(10:09:21 PM) SJ: rite rite
(10:09:36 PM) Jayson: I can say I’m Canadian, but that won’t get me all that far
(10:09:45 PM) SJ: you can always adopt a canadian accent
(10:09:49 PM) SJ: eh
(10:09:55 PM) Jayson: I know eh
(10:10:40 PM) Jayson: Sometime in the new year, I’ll have to find a weekend to visit Aaron, when he’s free at least
(10:10:58 PM) Jayson: and then you can make delicious lamb and I can be like, “itadakimasu” and eat it
(10:11:10 PM) SJ: and i can be like
(10:11:16 PM) SJ: stop your canadian jibberish
(10:11:55 PM) Jayson: But I’ll be like, “I don’t know what you’re talking about eh”
(10:12:15 PM) SJ: and we can watch a hockey game
(10:12:39 PM) Jayson: and I’d go outside in a hoody and be like, “It’s spring eh!”
(10:14:31 PM) SJ: this can work.
(10:14:37 PM) SJ: .
(10:14:54 PM) Jayson: Of course it can! I’m an actor in it

1 and 1 make two, 2 and 1 make 3, it was destiny

Saturday, December 12th, 2009

found by Rob.

interviewing Sarah Palin’s supporters

Monday, December 7th, 2009

thanks chels.

jazz hands!

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

Puppies and Flowers — Surprised Kitty puppies and flowers