it’s all fun and games until someone gets stucked

Guy: Yo girl, I gotta song for you.
Girl: Okay. What you got?
Guy, beginning to beat-box: You a five-star bitch, I got a five-star dick…
Girl: Hahahaha.
Guy: Eight inches long and just as thick…
Girl: What!? Hold up!

–W. 110th & Malcom X

Overheard by: The Music Man

…You Know How to Rhyme? oiny

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