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(7:16:14 PM) KGB1: time to go to practice!
(7:16:16 PM) KGB1: bai
(7:16:21 PM) mrjeff: ok just
(7:16:24 PM) KGB1: ?
(7:16:25 PM) mrjeff: NO EVANECNSE!!!
(7:16:27 PM) mrjeff: hahah
(7:16:28 PM) KGB1: got it
(7:16:42 PM) mrjeff: MOR CRANBBURRIES
(7:16:55 PM) mrjeff: no no MORE ORIG!! + cranburries

It’s a viral made by director Marc Klasfeld and Rockhard Films. Klasfeld directed Lady Gaga’s “Pokerface” video.

Fake Kiddie Scarface Play Hatched By Lady Gaga’s Video Director animal
kids production of Scarface. ymfy

It’s just how they are………..

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Here’s The Daily Show talking with coach Don “Moose” Lewis on his proposed all-white men basketball league. Moose, based in Georgia, believes that with people from other countries and other colored skin, white guys aren’t getting enough play because the others are better than them. And that’s bad.

Kudos to the kid with a strong enough disposition to not go ballistic on the coach when he’s accused of stealing.

Whites-Only Basketball Promoter Still Not A Racist (But Really Is) [Multiculturalism] deadspin

Because you’re ugly. It’s “The Bleeding” by Five Finger Death Punch. RAWWWWRRR.

new thing to do on friday night: singing to strangers while hoping to come across this dude

via marklisanti This made me rather happy. I suppose technology… will leitch

in case it doesn’t read right: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=047_1268356832

here’s “I Don’t Know:”

Hell fucking yes. I don’t care if their latest album is poppy. I love these guys.

They have a vevo channel? There’s three videos.

Andy Richter speaks about the ins and outs of how the Conan No More has been affecting people on the show and the network itself to Kelly Ripa while filling in for Regis yesterday morning. Possible Conan and Andy tour?! Maybe!

Andy Richter co-hosts Regis & Kelly, discusses failure at NBC ontd
Conan O’Brien Live Tour Confirmed showbiz 411

What prom translates into for dudes: it’s time to get laid!

It isn’t so cute anymore, and it hasn’t been for some time. With pornography being so readily available — thanks, internet! — and adults still embarrassed to talk about sexual relations, even in the most obscure sense, eg. “Jimmy, wear a condom so you don’t get any diseases or get the girl pregnant” or “Jennifer, you can say no and he’ll still like you. If he doesn’t then maybe he isn’t interested in you as a person,” kids start to get some idealized views of sexy time. There are websites available for educational purposes, even in livejournal land, and can be found through a simple internet search with your favorite engine. Just being told “DON’T DO IT” doesn’t seem to be working towards a positive morale when, even when they don’t do it, they’re looking at pornographic videos, unwittingly gathering information for a later date.

Consultant and all-around smart talker Cindy Gallop (woman, what can I label you?!) tells us who’s who and what’s what with boys being raised with early access to hardcore porn. Without sex education in the classroom or parents talking about the birds and the bees or having any type of counselor to take an objective, instructional role on health, emotional and physical safety, and other things typical of a caring sexual relationship it can get a little weird. To get some realistic ideas on porn ideas, check out her cute nsfw website, Make Love Not Porn. To the nsfw video!

I am icked out at the thought of my father telling my little brother, “Son, ask the girl if she wants to get splooge on her face before you moneyshot her,” and don’t know if he is even capable of using that sort of language. With this in mind, I believe the proper resources need to be allocated in a better advertised way to reach the masses of horny teenagers before they turn into masses of misogynists.

Prom Garters: Blatant Objectification…in Your School Colors” the american virgin
Porn is Not Real Sex, and Everyone’s Getting Dumped: the KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag ksk
Cindy Gallop

Fall Out Boy’s “Dance Dance” turned into “Ted’s Pants.”

Phonetic Translations know your meme