Archive for January, 2011

Facebook Who Are You: Natasha Brown

Monday, January 31st, 2011

Within the last few months, I’ve been receiving friend requests from females who are scantily clad in lingerie and nighties, and they seem to be my age or younger. I never know who these women are nor do I believe they are actual people with feelings and hopes and dreams. With that in mind, I will now be posting them on here. That’s what they all want, right? The attention? Today’s latest request is from Natasha Brown, who actually has that she went to U of I (my alma mater) and went to a hoity toity high school.

pleeaaaaaaaaaase pay attention to me

Judging by the poor lighting, hair, and makeup, this instance may very well be a real person behind this profile. The Ikea lamp in the background is perplexing as well. Maybe she just wants a real photographer to shoot her? Maybe she should try messaging. Somebody who graduated high school and college four years earlier than everyone else her age should probably know about that option.

I’m not sure if it’s more distressing to be friended by fake profiles of girls or real profiles from Lebanese men.

From the Archives: Guy who likes pit bulls gets free shit from Nike

Monday, January 10th, 2011

From October 1, 2009

Michael Vick’s agent Mike Principe felt comfortable enough to say that Vick signed a new endorsement deal with Nike, to which Nike representatives were like “WHOA GUYS PLZ HOLD TEH PHONE.” Okay it went down more like this:

“Nike does not have a contractual relationship with Michael Vick. We have agreed to supply product to Michael Vick as we do a number of athletes who are not under contract with Nike.” official statement

They aren’t endorsing him, but he is getting free things from them as other athletes do in many types of sports without much bravado.

Nike Denies Vick Deal washington post
Nike: There is no new endorsement deal with Michael Vick USAToday
Getting Free Shoes Does Not Make You A Celebrity Endorser deadspin

Just a reminder of what dogs look like after surgery after fighting. nsfw.

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dog fight result dog fight victim healing

From the Archives: Knees and Toes and Sunshine

Monday, January 10th, 2011

It’s time for another edition of Treat Your Body Nicely Plztyty!

I found some tips on saving the ol’ hip and knee joints from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette back in June of ‘09 and never posted. Dr. Brett Smith of the Center for Restorative Joint Diseases at Allegheny General Hospital explained some ways to help keep joints working well and avoiding surgery, essentially trying to find himself out of a job. He’s an adult reconstructive surgeon who is used to making older folks’ parts work again.

• Stay active and exercise. “It’s well-documented, and the Arthritis Foundation has said this: ‘If you decrease activities, your arthritis will get worse faster.’ ” Dr. Smith cautions the activities you engage in be noncontact, nonimpact activities. “Running is out; swimming is best; cycling is second best; and elliptical training is third best,” he says. “Lifting is fine, not excessive weight, but lifting for endurance.”

• Lose weight. “Just for the hip and knee,” Dr. Smith says, “these are the biomechanics: They support three times your weight with each step. If you weigh 300 pounds and lose 100 pounds, that’s 300 less pounds on your joints.”

• Control inflammation. “Take anti-inflammatories like Advil or Aleve and take them consistently.”

• Try glucosamine. Dr. Smith also suggests taking the supplement called glucosamine. “There was a recent article published on glucosamine that says there is a benefit if taken for an extended period of time. If you take it for one or two months, no. You need to take it on a continuous basis for numerous months to find its full benefits. PP-G

I’ve seen glucosamine in the supplement department of different stores and pharmacies, and I think the target user is for people over 40. Being under 30 I would feel a little silly taking a joint cartilage helper. The way my hips and feet feel in winter, however, tells my pride to shove it and try it out. That plus swimming is probably the optimal care for a body like mine. Swimming pools are a bit harder to find out here in the winter. Time to move to southern California!

Staying active and losing weight keeps knees and hips healthy PP-G
Vitamin D has a long list of benefits PP-G

A Very Important Announcement about Taxes in the US This Year

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

(11:24:59 PM) Chelsea: tax day is the 18th thsi year
(11:25:02 PM) Chelsea: in case you were wondering
(11:25:07 PM) SJ: what why
(11:25:25 PM) SJ: why would it change so far past the fifteenth?
(11:25:47 PM) Chelsea: because the 15th this year is a minor holiday celebrated only in DC
(11:25:53 PM) SJ: whut
(11:26:00 PM) SJ: okaay
(11:26:03 PM) Chelsea : soemthing to do with something
(11:26:07 PM) SJ: hahaha oic
(11:26:09 PM) Chelsea: and so, they have to push it to monday instead