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A new sandwich place is coming our way in Urbana Champaign. Actually, it opened last week. I saw it in a sports blog, of all things. This place is called Fat Sandwiche Company, and the sandwiches are as big as footballs. Well, at least one. This one:

The real reason I’m mentioning this seemingly insignificant news item is because FSC has a sandwich that could kill you. And you know I love food that’s so over the top that it’s deadly. For $25 you can buy a sandwich called “Big Fat Ugly”. It consists of two rolls, four cheeseburgers, a double cheesesteak, a chicken cheesesteak, gyro meat, grilled chicken, bacon, sausage, mozzarella sticks, chicken fingers, chicken nuggets, mac n cheese bites, fried mushrooms, jalapeño poppers, pizza bites, onion rings, hash browns, American cheese, mayo, and ketchup. Eat this six pound, football-sized monster in less than 15 minutes and your sandwich is free.

^– spanno on Al Dente

The 217 has big long interview with the owners of the joint. It looks like a Howboutabagel type deal. Nomnom. Oh… now I’m hungry.
deadspin. yeah.

Here are our choices:
-Hewlett-Packard
-Microsoft Windows Vista
-Best Buy’s Geek Squad
-myself
-mysterious parts within laptop that are not made by any of the above said

I have a technological problem I can’t shake. My laptop (HP pavilion dv9628nr)’s screen will blackout seemingly at random. It can happen at startup, when I open it after I just closed it, when I open it after it’s been closed for a time, when I shift my weight, when I move the screen, and sometimes it just goes out while it’s sitting there. This blackout is sometimes only the backlight, but it has also had no information on the screen. What’s the deal?

At the beginning of June New Laptop was taken to the Best Buy in Champaign, where it was purchased in October of 2007. New Laptop was sent away to be looked at by the mystery guys at the mystery location. The issues at hand: screen blacks out, audio output is finicky and will play either the left or right side, not both, and the webcam works intermittently. Four weeks later, it got returned with a clean bill of health: the mystery team could not find anything wrong. It may be an intermittent problem, which sucks becasue the team didn’t see it happen, but at least it’s not happening now! Okay great. I get it, turn it on, and the screen blacks out after I log in. Cooooool. I go back to Best Buy to explain the situation to quite possibly the coolest guy working there, Norm. I like Norm a lot. If you see him, he is the guy you want to talk to. He wrote out a letter describing the screen blackout, complete with old case number, new case number, what he had seen, and what he recommended to check. He put out a special speed-up request in addition to my rush-because-you-guys-fucked-up thing. Two weeks go by and my laptop has new LCD wires. Huzzah! The dude that handed New Laptop back to me said he had a similar problem that was somehow connected to putting his laptop to sleep often.

I use the sleep function when I’m going to be moving around with the laptop in a bag for a short time. Rather than dealing with a slow shutdown and startup, it’s quick and wonderful and holds onto the programs I had open. Unfortunately, the screen doesn’t like it. I have no idea why. So, I do as the kid says and don’t put New Laptop to sleep anymore. Kind of annoying, but the screen only went out once and a while and would come back on after fiddling with the screen’s angle. The laptop had been going to sleep when I would leave it alone, and the problem is back again. I talked to other people with similar models that look the same, and they have not had this problem. There’s been a problem of it not turning on, or screen slowly fading to black then having no information, but not the screen blacking out like a little bitch.

So.

What’s going on? Somebody tell me! I’ve been looking around the internets, albeit not intensely. It’s hard when you lose the screen after being on for ten minutes. As of yet a solution other than getting a new laptop has not been found. I do have a warranty with Best Buy.

THE SUSPECTS

Mysterious Parts
They aren’t by HP, and other than the LCD cables, they have not been replaced. Are they frying easily? Is this a ventilation issue? IS IT THE UNRESOLVED FAN ISSUE HP SEEMS TO HAVE?

Myself
Do I really treat my window to the rest of the world like crap? It is a huge ass 17″ widescreen that I smush into my leather messenger bag. I love the number pad. It’s important.

Best Buy’s Geek Squad
Are the mystery guys being bitches and just not looking at every possible angle? They probably think I’m an ignorant idiot with little idea as to the lack of complexity of computer innards. Innards that I can’t screw with myself because I got that cool warranty that takes away my laptop for many weeks at a time to not fix things.

Microsoft’s Vista
Everybody else is hating on it, maybe I should, too. By the way: needing more than one gigabyte of RAM to do anything fun is BOGUS.

Hewlett-Packard
Thanks for the shitty product.

lol massmail hijacking.

everyone got this email:

Dear Students,

Many of you may be aware of an event known as Rush. It is my objective to
warn you of the potential downsides of Greek organizations. I advise you to
not succumb to the aggressive recruitment tactics used by these
organizations. It has been my concern over the years, that the Greek culture
of alcoholism and lack of respect for the community degrades campus life.
These organizations present themselves as prestigious, yet are
discriminatory, serve to perpetuate social inequality, especially with
respect to the opposite gender, and promote a lack of diversity. Many
students have expressed concerns with regards to safety on campus,
particularly due to Greek culture and behavior. It is my hope that a
student’s experience on campus strengthens one’s individuality, but the Greek
system emphasizes the group above all, without cause or reason. This is
detrimental to the purpose of universities.

I hope that you will consider wisely.

GDI Chancellor Richard Herman

lol

The website bad bad teacher keeps tabs on school employees reported as, um, people doing not good things. It’s usually something sexual. The front page has pictures of each person and a short story about why they are being taken to court. Pretty neat.

If you’re in the state of Illinois and wondering if you have any registered sex offenders, you can check out this website: http://www.isp.state.il.us/sor/. After agreeing to not use the information provided for evil, you can search anywhere in the state and get their addresses, headshot, and reason for being registered as well as where it occurred. YEAH.

The 61820 zip code has 47 registered sex offenders. Sixteen of them are labeled as Sexual Predator, and one of them is labeled Sexually Violent.

it’s extremely warm and humid. i’m stuck on the craptop while the real laptop gets work done on its imperfections. NEVERTHELESS it is slightly alarming to turn around to see my cat laying like this on the floor behind me.

perspective builder eh eh.

the day i get made fun of by dudes at a stoplight for wearing my backbrace over my shirt. You know, that thing i wear so i can stand up straight with minimal pain.

OH FINALLY THANK JEEZUS

All the links in this entry are very NOT SAFE FOR WORK. IT IS SEXUAL AND NAKED IN NATURE. Gee, i’m glad i told my aunt about this site…

Tokyo hosted the first ever sex expo Japan has seen. Gadgets and porn actresses galore were hosted. Glances at the Miniskirt Police, Fucking Machines, and various forms of Lolicon pornography (not pictures or video! i hope) were at visitors’ disposal. Most of the gals in the pictures have red hair. I guess it’s the equivalent of white girls with bleached blonde hair?

this guy is my fave.

Items noted:
Piston Robot Chair, the gPod vibrator, Clitoraid, hardcore blu-ray porn, NOIR, fucking machines (really, that’s the name of the brand), the Somcom

reaaaaally bad camera work, sorry dudes.