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how else will i find out what other antibiotics i’m allergic to?

Monday, September 28th, 2009

(3:26:13 PM) SJ: i think i need to tape my fingers together!
(3:26:18 PM) SJ: but idk where i put the tape
(3:26:22 PM) SJ: wait i remember but then i can’t type
(3:26:24 PM) SJ: hmmm
(3:26:26 PM) SJ: HMMMM
(3:26:31 PM) MACHELLLE: DILEMMMAAA
(3:26:33 PM) MACHELLLE: type wif one hand?
(3:26:42 PM) SJ: noooooooo that takes forever
(3:26:48 PM) SJ: HOW WILL YOU SEE MY INFECTION
(3:26:51 PM) SJ: uh
(3:26:57 PM) SJ: INFLECTION*

how to not set dumbells down properly

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

(12:40:24 AM) KGB1: i pulled my quads while setting weights down on my birthday hahaha
(12:40:35 AM) KGB1: it was a present
(12:40:36 AM) smores: ouch, sweet ass birthday present
(12:40:37 AM) KGB1: to myself
(12:40:41 AM) smores: exactly
(12:40:47 AM) KGB1: but they are almost healed
(12:40:50 AM) KGB1: ummmm how to explain
(12:41:02 AM) KGB1: you know how you can do squats with dumbells at your sides
(12:41:08 AM) smores: yes
(12:41:10 AM) KGB1: i usually do that wit h30s
(12:41:26 AM) KGB1: but i had 40 lb ones to do calf raises
(12:41:37 AM) smores: oo
(12:41:52 AM) KGB1s: my watch kept beign bumped while i was doing the reps so i went to set the weights down so i essentially did the negative motion of the squat
(12:42:07 AM) KGB1s: but i did it way too fast adn didn’t bend my knees right
(12:42:14 AM) KGB1s: so the outer sides of my quads went NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(12:42:28 AM) smores: should have screamed, “MOTHER OF GOD!”
(12:42:33 AM) KGB1: i knowww
(12:42:40 AM) KGB1: i sort of yelled AAHHHHHHHOOOOWWWW
(12:42:42 AM) KGB1: sort of.
(12:42:44 AM) KGB1: in a gym
(12:42:57 AM) smores: so no one really knew you pulled anything
(12:43:02 AM) KGB1: not at all.
(12:43:03 AM) smores: just thought you were really workin hard

KDKA likes to embarrass hockey players; Jon Burnett crushing on Letang and and Kennedy

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Kris Letang Tyler Kennedy get a humility check while the news people get giggly and starstruck.

PART ONE: ZEE WEATHAIR IZ AWKWAARD, NON?

PART ATWO: FOURTEEN DAY WEATHAIR REPORT IN TRENDS

ohhhhh you guys.

sid + cup = bffs
sidney crosby snoozing with stanley cup

Kris Letang And Tyler Kennedy Do The Weather psamp
pic from deadspin

naptime gets a little weirder

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

it’s a sibling thing. fail dog

Cool Dad Tries a Cool Death. Fail: Kid is Involved

Saturday, March 7th, 2009

On December 12th at the Russo house in Bethlehem Township of Pennsylvania, Steve Russo relayed fun sex stories while sipping on vodka at his 17-year-old’s party. For high schoolers. The high school aged party-goers received both the stories and the drinks, and photographic evidence of the social hijinks were found on Facebook. By the cheerleading squad’s coach. Ouch. Guess he won’t be bartending any more sweet parties in Scranton.

steve russo hot bartender picture

Turns out a few members of the school’s squad were present at the party and were encouraged to dance on a “stripper” pole. Too bad they were 14-16 years old. too bad the father was encouraging them to get on the pole and take their tops off.

Russo was charged with furnishing alcohol to Freedom High School students after he allowed his 17-year-old son to host a party at his home on Dec. 12, police said. He coaxed girls wearing cheerleader outfits to dance around the stripper pole in his basement, police said.

He is charged with nine counts of endangering the welfare of children, eight counts of furnishing alcohol to minors and nine counts of corruption of minors in connection with the party. lehigh valley

The story started circulating at the end of February. The latest: Russo tried to kill himself and his four-year-old in his garage with car exhaust after texting his girlfriend that it was all her fault. The kid’s grandfather found them before they died… Russo isn’t allowed near the kid anymore.

Dad Who Hosted Cheerleader Stripping Party Tries To Kill Himself And His Son deadspin
It’s All Fun And Games Until Your Cheerleader Stripper Pole Photos Show Up On Facebook (With Update) deadspin
Steven Russo, 36, accused of hosting teen drinking parties, encouraging pole dancing lehigh valley live
Cheerleader Stripper Pole Dad Steven Russo Tries To Kill Self, 4-Year-Old Son busted coverage

Wunder-Boner!

Tuesday, January 6th, 2009

It’s not sexual, you dirty-minded weirdo.

It’s a fish de-boner! “My wife will like that!”

Bingo Was Fixed!

Friday, October 24th, 2008

Fire department president Roger Nogyand his friend cheated at a game of bingo to win the 1500$ prize in Belle Vernon. Damn. It was report a few days ago. The incident happened in May.

“What’s right is right,” said Daneen Watson. “What’s wrong is wrong. It was irrespectable bingo up there.”

I’m digging the comment section.

I Grew Up In a White Town With Presbyterians and Catholics. The Mormon Family Moved When I Was in High School.

Friday, October 24th, 2008

I saw Religulous last night.

I had such high hopes for Bill Maher, the comedian making the documentary.

Many good points were made on both sides, the sides being those with faith (everybody he talked to) and those without (Maher). Unfortunately for Maher, his eagerness to get his point across to those with faith made him less engaging. I really wanted to know what that nonZionist Hasidic Jew has to say about the state of Israel, but now I nor anyone else will know because Maher couldn’t take this guy telling him to shut up. So he could finish a thought. Without interruption. Ass.

religulous

Maher starts the documentary with his family history of religion. Okay, good enough. His Jewish mother never went to church with his sister and father to the Catholic church. When Maher was 13 they stopped going to church, most likely because his parents started using birth control as he finds out on camera. Okay, Bill, this is neat. We meet your sister and mom, cool, that’s nice of them.

Then we go on a battery of journeys of Bill talking to many Christians in the United States. The type that particularly bothered me were those who were convinced God and Jesus can reform homosexuals and their sodomistic ways. Spell check says “sodomistic” isn’t a word. I’m using it anyway! Bill talks to a man that plays Jesus at a Holy Land amusement park in Florida, and he confronts him about how in the monotheistic Christian religion, there is the father, son, and holy ghost — the virgin mother, too, for the Catholics — and how that seems a little silly. Jesus guy says that it’s like water. Water can be steam, water, or ice, but it’s still water. So it’s kinda like that! It actually shut up Maher. He could have let it be, but then he counteracts the analogy with “but this is all bullshit crazy talk anyway” and dismisses the extremely valid argument.

Aside from the random types of Christianity (Mormons for a whole five minutes!), Maher samples other religions in other places in Italy and the Fertile Crescent: Judaism in its different forms and Islam. He concentrated on the monotheistic religions that all take the Holy Land as their holy place. He used instances of older Mediterranean and Egyptian religion to pick apart how the idea of Christmas is a mix of religions, but he doesn’t present it as such. Rather than take the historical route of saying “oh hey maybe they combined forces of awesome” he went with trashing what people truly believe to be real. Way to get the point across, dick.

Noteable awesome people he interviews: guy from Vatican Observatory who states the historical and biblical timeline as one, priest in the street at Vatican City who talks shit on people who read into the Bible word for word, the Muslim leader guy who gets a text in the middle of the interview, the Muslim guy that lets Maher in to see the Rock, nonZionist Hasodic Jew guy that stuck up for himself. These guys I could listen to all day. Even the Jesus actor I could have listened to for a long while.

This documentary really could have been something, but Maher let his LISTEN TO ME tendencies get in the way. And the cutaways to random clips to show how over this Maher has become is super tacky. The text on the screen while in interview would have been just fine, asshat.

(and for not really important things, i’m agnostic/atheistic-like, raised presbyterian with samplings of syrian orthodox)

h’oh boy.

Friday, October 17th, 2008

(1:53:15 AM) Ark: it sucks but it the best answer i can give you
(1:53:20 AM) KGB1: ty ty
(1:53:33 AM) Ark: np np

wtf “Mark It Up” from ~Repo! The Genetic Opera~

Monday, September 1st, 2008

from ontd, and Paris Hilton is in it. sexay.