i was looking up clips of Tobi from Famly Guy and found this instead. some kid who watches too much robot chicken got really bored.
i… i don’t know. all i know is i want to skip through the woods with a lightsaber.
starting the day with a serenade!
(7:41:20 AM) TheRunnin: your lips quiver but your eyes are in a straight stare
(7:41:25 AM) TheRunnin: eyes are in a straight stare
(7:41:28 AM) KGB1: -_O
(7:41:51 AM) TheRunnin: we’re in bed but your clothes are layin right there
(7:41:55 AM) TheRunnin: clothes are layin right there
(7:42:09 AM) TheRunnin: and I was thinking of places that i could hide… i could hide
(7:42:19 AM) TheRunnin: and now you’re falling in love! oh here we go now
(7:42:31 AM) TheRunnin: said yes you’re falling in lvoe oh here we go
(7:42:52 AM) KGB1: O_o
(7:43:02 AM) TheRunnin: AND IF SHE DOES IT LIKE THIS WILL YOU DO IT LIKE THAT AND IF SHE TOUCHES LIKE THIS WILL YOU TOUCH HER RIGHT BACK AND IF SHE MOVES LIKE THIS WILL YOU MOVE LIKE THAT COME ON
(7:43:04 AM) TheRunnin: SHAKE SHAKE
(7:43:07 AM) TheRunnin: SHAKE SHAKE SHA SHAKE IT
(7:43:23 AM) TheRunnin: dance party!!!
(7:43:30 AM) TheRunnin: ooom sa ooom sa ooom sa ooom sa
(7:43:45 AM) TheRunnin: ok
(7:43:49 AM) TheRunnin: I have to get ready for work
omg this song
this song! omg. whyyyyyyyyy.
(10:10:39 AM) TheRunnin: Oh god
(10:10:39 AM) TheRunnin: I don’t even remember it
(10:10:39 AM) TheRunnin: I went to grab my phone to call you, and I was running
(10:10:39 AM) TheRunnin: and I grabbed the phone
(10:10:47 AM) TheRunnin: and I I slid into my computer chair
(10:10:49 AM) TheRunnin: which then fell over
(10:10:53 AM) TheRunnin: and I called you from the ground
the day i get made fun of by dudes at a stoplight for wearing my backbrace over my shirt. You know, that thing i wear so i can stand up straight with minimal pain.
All the links in this entry are very NOT SAFE FOR WORK. IT IS SEXUAL AND NAKED IN NATURE. Gee, i’m glad i told my aunt about this site…
Tokyo hosted the first ever sex expo Japan has seen. Gadgets and porn actresses galore were hosted. Glances at the Miniskirt Police, Fucking Machines, and various forms of Lolicon pornography (not pictures or video! i hope) were at visitors’ disposal. Most of the gals in the pictures have red hair. I guess it’s the equivalent of white girls with bleached blonde hair?
this guy is my fave.
Items noted:
Piston Robot Chair, the gPod vibrator, Clitoraid, hardcore blu-ray porn, NOIR, fucking machines (really, that’s the name of the brand), the Somcom
OWWWWW from standard.net.
“It was pretty embarrassing.” he said. “I just felt like a jackass. I wasn’t scared. You can tell right away when you’re hurt really bad. I just knew I wasn’t really injured.”
Ryan McGeeney, a photographer for the Standard-Examiner, was taking pictures in the field. In the part where the javelins go to get measured. Where he’s not supposed to be. He didn’t do it on purpose! He wasn’t paying much attention and suddenly a giant metal pole was through the skin of his knee.
Mr. Lucky only pierced his skin and had thirteen stitches to close it. Don’t worry, he took a picture of it during the jav’s stay in his knee.
oh right and read it on deadspin.
One Country’s Table Scraps, Another Country’s Meal
and Waste Food Blog
We suck. From boing boing, pointed to it by Jess. article is over at the New York Times.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=146857&in_page_id=2
to prevent pornographic imagery from being on this page, you’re getting the link. it’s a mechanical dick the size of a mechanical bull. circumsized.
These thingers make me extremely aware I have no idea what Thai culture is like. Some of them are a bit cheesy, and some are downright odd plots for a freaking commercial — oh, your little teenaged girl got pregnant, but we love each other let’s hug and cry — but some are heartfelt if you are in the mood. Ignore the music. These two are my favorites; both are aboot old people.
THANKS A LOT, GREG.