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Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

What prom translates into for dudes: it’s time to get laid!

It isn’t so cute anymore, and it hasn’t been for some time. With pornography being so readily available — thanks, internet! — and adults still embarrassed to talk about sexual relations, even in the most obscure sense, eg. “Jimmy, wear a condom so you don’t get any diseases or get the girl pregnant” or “Jennifer, you can say no and he’ll still like you. If he doesn’t then maybe he isn’t interested in you as a person,” kids start to get some idealized views of sexy time. There are websites available for educational purposes, even in livejournal land, and can be found through a simple internet search with your favorite engine. Just being told “DON’T DO IT” doesn’t seem to be working towards a positive morale when, even when they don’t do it, they’re looking at pornographic videos, unwittingly gathering information for a later date.

Consultant and all-around smart talker Cindy Gallop (woman, what can I label you?!) tells us who’s who and what’s what with boys being raised with early access to hardcore porn. Without sex education in the classroom or parents talking about the birds and the bees or having any type of counselor to take an objective, instructional role on health, emotional and physical safety, and other things typical of a caring sexual relationship it can get a little weird. To get some realistic ideas on porn ideas, check out her cute nsfw website, Make Love Not Porn. To the nsfw video!

I am icked out at the thought of my father telling my little brother, “Son, ask the girl if she wants to get splooge on her face before you moneyshot her,” and don’t know if he is even capable of using that sort of language. With this in mind, I believe the proper resources need to be allocated in a better advertised way to reach the masses of horny teenagers before they turn into masses of misogynists.

Prom Garters: Blatant Objectification…in Your School Colors” the american virgin
Porn is Not Real Sex, and Everyone’s Getting Dumped: the KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag ksk
Cindy Gallop

where you found me… or i found you

Monday, March 1st, 2010

“Better Together” for Match.com from FriendsWithYou on Vimeo.

Match.com’s new ad on being in pairs. Other than it pushing (hetero?) couples culture super duper hard, it’s hella cute!

Shit We’re Diggin: Friends With You’s “Better Together” for Match.com wooster collective

i don’t wanna be friends :(

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Lady Gaga’s “Bad Romance” video:

references I catch, in order of appearance:
-Pokerface (there’s one of the great danes! the other one died :(:()
-True Blood airline coffins
-Where the Wild Things Are
-thriller
-anime
-HOLY SHIT THAT’S HER REAL FACE
-underbite from Venture Bros? and phantom of the opera
-queen of the damned clothing
-feminine ~desire~
-majorettes
-vanilla ice lol
-burlesque
-alice in wonderland
-French? dude I need to learn another language
-I DONT WANNA BE FRIENDS
-Flashdance
-Fifth Element
-there’s an art history reference i’m missing where she’s posing in front of the bed of flames. i know i’ve seen it before.
-vampires

everybody should clap their hands like that. gaga oo lala.

thank’s, Lem!

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

always cool when a neato guy makes something like this comic:

bunny, by lem davies

i got a sickness, and the only prescription is more lipstick

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

i wish she’d tone down the autotuner in her single things.

8-year-old girl sexually assaulted by four boys — family wants nothing done to the boys

Friday, July 24th, 2009

The daughter of a family from West Africa was recently sexually assaulted by four neighborhood boys, aged 9 through 14, who admitted to authorities they planned the assault. Child Protective Services has her under their care currently while the boys are under arrest.

The police came to the scene after the happening, which was about 10 to 15 minutes long. The boys tricked her coming into shed with gum, then assaulted her. Calls were made when people heard her screaming and saw her run out with only a few of her clothes. One boy was caught by the police; the three others were later identified.

The police are saying the parents blame their daughter for the attack (a relative said that isn’t a true statement) and don’t want anything done to the boys. The father is on record saying he wants nothing done to the boys, only that he wants his daughter back. CPS will have her in custody for three months minimum.

AZ Central reports,

Phoenix police Sgt. Andy Hill, a longtime public-information officer, described the case as “one of the worst crimes we have come across in Phoenix in quite some time,” given the ages of the victim and the suspects, as well as the circumstances of the reported attack.

The girl and the four suspects are refugees from the war-torn West African country of Liberia, which, according to investigators, would complicate authenticating names and dates of birth.

Arizona Child Protective Services took custody of the girl after the July 16 incident at the apartment complex after her parents disowned her.

Hill said the parents blamed her for being victimized and bringing shame to the family.

This reaction from the father stirs up some trouble. Her mother’s reaction is in the video. The shame culture of parts of Africa are alive. Admittedly, the father explained he doesn’t understand the criminal justice system in the States as he’s only been here for five years, but his family consistently explain to interviewers how they will scold the girl for being raped and causing trouble She’s eight.

Who’s to blame in sex assault of girl? Father says nobody Phoenix Metro News via Drudge Report
4 boys accused in rape of 8-year-old girl az central
Parents Blame 8-Year-Old Victim of Alleged Rape bvblackspin — has cnn video

Let Us Play With Your Look

Wednesday, July 22nd, 2009

I like now-Alec Baldwin. He uses his crazy for good.

And he wore that outfit for his interview that was on later. Jimmy is soooo nervous so I shall not embed to avoid the awkward.

Let Us Play With Your Look: Alec Baldwin edition ontd

so many things to frame, so little time

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Cute girl to drunk friend sitting provocatively with a miniskirt on: Sit up, Beth, your coochie’s hangin’ out.
Drunk friend: I can’t get up. (yelling) Does anyone on this train have a problem with my vagina hanging out?
(train is silent)
Drunk friend: See? No one cares. Vaginas are like modern art these days.
Cute girl: I guess.
Drunk friend: You could take a picture of my snatch right now, frame it, make it look like Warhol, and it would sell in the MoMA for five thousand bucks. Hell, I should be charging admission fees right now. Anyone who comes to see my snatch exhibit and doesn’t buy a copy is a misogynist.

–A Train

Hasn’t That Exhibit Been Done? overheard in new york

ladieeeees

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

betty white back in the day

marilyn monroe pretty much naked

janis joplin

chyna before she went reality tv

jessica alba

pink

babies!

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

GAY MARRIAGE PRE-MARITAL SEX FEMALE MASTURBATION ABSTINENCE PORNOGRAPHY ANAL SEX BESTIALITY NECROPHILIA GENDERFUCK GENDERQUEER BUKKAKE TRANSVESTITE STRAIGHTEDGE OVERSEXUALIZATION INCEST RAPE IPSA CORRECTIVE RAPE HYPERSEXUALITY HENTAI BONDAGE DOMINATION SADOMASOCHISM VIRGINITY

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