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Fall Out Boy’s “Dance Dance” turned into “Ted’s Pants.”

Phonetic Translations know your meme

Besides the fact that I can listen to mike Rowe talk about anything until the end of time, here he starts off explaining his time castrating lambs to later get to the point: working for work’s sake. I believe he has a point. Take it away, Mike!

Mike Rowe on lamb castration you might find yourself

and here’s Marc-Andre Fleury’s interview:

soooouuuul patch!
CONGRATULATIONS 2009 PITTSBURGH PENGUINS! Must See Videos! hockey football and stiletto shoes

i might miss some of the massmails.

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xbox website
E3 2009: Project Natal hands-on preview the telegraph
Microsoft’s Project Natal: What does it mean for game industry? cnet news

Elizabeth Warren comes to the Daily Show to discuss what’s going on with money in the States. She talks like my mom does about money. Which is awesomely.

Part One

Part Two!

Elizabeth Warren discusses TARP tywkiwdbi

Cam mentioned this to me yesterday. or was it two days ago. Anyway, it was posted on You Thought We Wouldn’t Notice, too. Yay I caught up.

Disney animators have a few formulas they have reused throughout the years for dancing and other choreographed movements. Enjoy the splicing and the dashing of your childhood memories.

DON’T WATCH IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN IT OKAY

Hitler Responds to the News of Watchmen’s Ending [Best Parody EVAR] io9

Something Awful’s Comedy Goldmine yesterday focused on ancient superweapons: the Godendag, Helepolis, Mongolian Whistling Arrows, and the Great Turkish Bombard are the ones that stick out to me. Check out the article for more.

The Godendag is a big fucking wooden stick with a spikes on the knobbed end. Flemish farmers wielded it, defending their lands from the French attempting to take over their properties. The name comes from the greeting “good day,” which the b’dass farmers said to the knights as they bashed her brains to bits.

B’dass is not French for “bad ass motherfucker.”

wikipedia article on morning stars, which also covers godendags
wikipedia article on helepolis
wikipedia article on the Great Turkish Bombard — that shit is tiiiight