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Filmed in Pittsburgh, this movie stars Russell Crowe, Elizabeth Banks, and Liam Neeson. It’s a giant poster for my hometown’s city, complete with gratuitous aerial shots. I am okay with this fact. The plot focuses on Russell Crowe trying to get his wife, Elizabeth Banks, out of jail because she allegedly didn’t kill whoever they say she allegedly did.

Pirates sweaters are all the rage. The building they are alluding to as the prison is the actual county jail. When you drive over the Liberty Bridge you can sometimes see the inmates playing basketball through the windows.

THAT’S MY CITY. eeee. I wonder if they managed to make it look clean.

It was fun.

Scarlett Johansson was not a good choice for her character. At all. Did she screen test?

Robert Downey Jr. + Gwyneth Paltrow = crazy cute awesome silly.

Don Cheadle was smooooth.

“Above Then Beyond” and Pixar’s “Up”: pure coincidence? Judge for yourself. you thought we wouldn’t notice
Above then beyond dailymotion

(12:11:25 PM) BJB: this polanski thing… gah
(12:11:38 PM) BJB: I can remain silent no longer
(12:11:39 PM) BJB: I can remain silent no longer
(12:11:41 PM) BJB: I can remain silent no longer
(12:11:44 PM) BJB: and then he switches it up
(12:11:49 PM) BJB: I can no longer remain silent
(12:11:50 PM) BJB: SMOOTH
(12:11:57 PM) SJ: whoa.
(12:12:02 PM) SJ: THERE IS AN UNDERLINE TOO
(12:12:09 PM) BJB: for EMPHASIS!
(12:12:39 PM) SJ: i like taht he had to mortgage his place for bail
(12:12:47 PM) SJ: …he didn’t have to get bailed out
(12:12:54 PM) SJ: he could have saved that money for his buttload of lawyers
(12:13:13 PM) BJB: it’s true!
(12:13:34 PM) BJB: it’s like… can i remind you that you banged a 13 year old?
(12:13:53 PM) SJ: and intoxicated her with drugs and alcohol
(12:13:57 PM) SJ: to do so
(12:14:30 PM) BJB: I guess being married to sharon tate could fuck a dude up… but that’s not an excuse to bang a 13 year old
(12:14:33 PM) BJB: let alone drug one
(12:14:56 PM) SJ: not really
(12:15:42 PM) BJB: he’s a fucked up dude
(12:15:54 PM) SJ: you mean “artsy”
(12:16:11 PM) BJB: ha
(12:18:16 PM) BJB: i will say this about him: Chinatown is one of the best movies ever made.
(12:18:46 PM) SJ: i haven’t seen it
(12:18:53 PM) SJ: i do know he is a talented director
(12:19:07 PM) SJ: i saw a thing on tv about him
(12:19:17 PM) SJ: but he STILL decided to leave the country and not come back
(12:19:19 PM) SJ: if memory serves
(12:19:27 PM) BJB: yeah
(12:19:34 PM) BJB: he needs to be in a special kind of jail
(12:19:38 PM) BJB: the asspound kind

Dear Roman Polanski,

Shut up. Seriously, shut the fuck up. You left the country to escape the United States law. You made the decision to stay out of the country since 1977 while leaving the case officially unresolved.

I read your recent statement on a pdf file. You seem to feel you’ve fulfilled your sentence for having sex with a thirteen-year-old girl in 1977 that you gave alcohol and drugs to. Have you realized that, had you stayed in the country, this all would have been over long ago? Maybe even twenty years ago?

Artistic talent is a fantastic thing to have, and people believing in your talent garner support to you. You’ve been making movies all these years, fantastic movies that so many people love. You’re still a rapist.

At this stage of the game, it’s common knowledge you banged a barely teen-aged Samantha Geimer by giving her sedatives and alcoholic drinks while you were well above the age of eighteen. It’s been over thirty years and the victim of this crime has come to terms with it, yet you haven’t actually served your term as you were never properly sentenced. That time you were held was only for psychiatric evaluation. Why do you think that you should come back Stateside without finishing what you started? For such a professional, you seem to be lacking on tying up your loose ends.

Geimer asking for the case to be dropped shows that she’s tired of the lack of resolution. Her request being denied shows that many other people feel that there is a rapist that has not paid his debt to society. You face- and ass-fucked a young teenager. Come back and serve time and you’ll be going back to making movies in no time.

Sincerely,
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Polanski Breaks Long Silence on His Extradition ontd
I can remain silent no longer! Roman Polanski courtesy the new york times

It’s a viral made by director Marc Klasfeld and Rockhard Films. Klasfeld directed Lady Gaga’s “Pokerface” video.

Fake Kiddie Scarface Play Hatched By Lady Gaga’s Video Director animal
kids production of Scarface. ymfy

New “The Last Airbender” trailer
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(9:02:54 PM) Sara spelled without an H: If I don’t see Nine, like, RIGHT now . . .
(9:02:59 PM) SJ: hahaha
(9:03:03 PM) SJ: i haven’t seen anythign about it
(9:03:12 PM) SJ: info for it came out when the info for 9 did
(9:03:21 PM) SJ: i concentrated on the number
(9:05:32 PM) Sara spelled without an H: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXlqaseuJAM
(9:06:16 PM) SJ: BRITISH
(9:06:29 PM) Sara spelled without an H: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZz1mbwDAAk
(9:06:44 PM) SJ: oh sweet sophia loren???
(9:06:52 PM) Sara spelled without an H: YES!
(9:07:00 PM) Sara spelled without an H: AND THE DAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(9:07:07 PM) SJ: and… fergie what.
(9:07:27 PM) Sara spelled without an H: yeah . . . ah . . . we’re trying to look past that

ummmm yes need to see

(8:34:02 PM) Kill Annie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0SeGAi3II8&feature=player_embedded
(8:34:55 PM) SJ: vas est das
(8:35:24 PM) SJ: it’s like that john williams guy!
(8:35:26 PM) SJ: AAAHHHH
(8:35:29 PM) SJ: OH MY GOOOOOD
(8:35:32 PM) SJ: SHIRT
(8:35:39 PM) SJ: CHIMP PUPPET
(8:35:50 PM) SJ: KEYBOARD SOLO
(8:36:29 PM) SJ: WALL-E POSTER
(8:38:08 PM) Kill Annie: ?
(8:38:13 PM) Kill Annie: excitement I see

I like it.

Here’s the actual trailer in case you missed it. Meet the monsters! Awoooooo!

The Friday Five: LET THE FLIPPIN’ SWEET RUMPUS BEGIN! deadspin for pic