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here’s “I Don’t Know:”

Hell fucking yes. I don’t care if their latest album is poppy. I love these guys.

They have a vevo channel? There’s three videos.

What prom translates into for dudes: it’s time to get laid!

It isn’t so cute anymore, and it hasn’t been for some time. With pornography being so readily available — thanks, internet! — and adults still embarrassed to talk about sexual relations, even in the most obscure sense, eg. “Jimmy, wear a condom so you don’t get any diseases or get the girl pregnant” or “Jennifer, you can say no and he’ll still like you. If he doesn’t then maybe he isn’t interested in you as a person,” kids start to get some idealized views of sexy time. There are websites available for educational purposes, even in livejournal land, and can be found through a simple internet search with your favorite engine. Just being told “DON’T DO IT” doesn’t seem to be working towards a positive morale when, even when they don’t do it, they’re looking at pornographic videos, unwittingly gathering information for a later date.

Consultant and all-around smart talker Cindy Gallop (woman, what can I label you?!) tells us who’s who and what’s what with boys being raised with early access to hardcore porn. Without sex education in the classroom or parents talking about the birds and the bees or having any type of counselor to take an objective, instructional role on health, emotional and physical safety, and other things typical of a caring sexual relationship it can get a little weird. To get some realistic ideas on porn ideas, check out her cute nsfw website, Make Love Not Porn. To the nsfw video!

I am icked out at the thought of my father telling my little brother, “Son, ask the girl if she wants to get splooge on her face before you moneyshot her,” and don’t know if he is even capable of using that sort of language. With this in mind, I believe the proper resources need to be allocated in a better advertised way to reach the masses of horny teenagers before they turn into masses of misogynists.

Prom Garters: Blatant Objectification…in Your School Colors” the american virgin
Porn is Not Real Sex, and Everyone’s Getting Dumped: the KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag ksk
Cindy Gallop

Fall Out Boy’s “Dance Dance” turned into “Ted’s Pants.”

Phonetic Translations know your meme

“Better Together” for Match.com from FriendsWithYou on Vimeo.

Match.com’s new ad on being in pairs. Other than it pushing (hetero?) couples culture super duper hard, it’s hella cute!

Shit We’re Diggin: Friends With You’s “Better Together” for Match.com wooster collective

movin on up in life.

lol chels.

HEAVY METAL ROOSTER CARES NOT FOR YOUR INDIE FUCK MUSIC

UPDATE: http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FaEiWoWoM4R0&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DNXeWTf1gUIo&start2=

(10:05:50 PM) mrjeff: haha yeah saw that
(10:06:00 PM) mrjeff: there’s also one where it’s that + nickelback
(10:06:08 PM) mrjeffkong: (its a joke, make nickelback more tolerable)

Death Metal Rooster Will Rock Your Face Off [Animals] Gawker.tv via the burra

How could I forget this short animation?

I’m fairly certain this was shown at the 2007 Siggraph, and that I saw it and shared with my friends at the University of Illinois’ showing of it on the Engineering campus. Directed by Tomek Baginski, made in 2005, part of the Future Shorts group.

Reminded by Quinn, who my butt would call often and hang up on with my old phone.

thanks, giselle, for sending this to meeee.

Sam Tsui sings a mashed up Gaga medley and it is AWESOME. from da burra.

Rising YouTube Star Belts Out Lady Gaga Medley (and We Lav Lav Lav It) [Lady Gaga] Gawker.TV