Archive for the ‘sports’ Category

Ovechkin’s Knee Flips Sergei Gonchar in Game 4 May 8

Sunday, May 10th, 2009

Ovechkin slammed into Gonchar with his knee. It looks like he was having an “oh shit” moment and Gonchar just didn’t see it coming. Ouch ouchouchouch.

Penguins currently leading the series 3-2. Next game: Monday May 11 7pm est.

ucantact dot com

Thursday, April 16th, 2009

The Thrashers are addressing the bad commercials using hockey players epidemic.

Poor Colby. If you go type in ucantact.com, it takes you to the thrashers’ website.

Pens are in the playoffs. Yessss.

deadspin

i enjoy Bobby Knight without pants

Monday, March 30th, 2009

For the Metallica Guitar Hero, basketball coaches Mike Krzyzewski, Roy Williams, Rick Pitino, and Bobby Knight spoof the Guitar Hero World Tour sports figures commercial in boxers.

Make sure to check out the other trailer on the website.

deadspin: Mike Krzyzewski, The Final Depantsing

ejaculate reception

Monday, March 30th, 2009

nws. woooooo.

ksk — But The Pope Says They Dont Stop the Spread of Steeler AIDS

Evgeni Malkin is Adorable While Pwning All

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

^Malkin’s interview by the Pittsburgh Fox Sports peeps after scoring 5 goals in last night’s game against the Thrashers taped from a tv screen. His English is picking up! I would be totally okay if he stayed in this stage.

Evgeni Malkin Is Still A Great Interview Pittsburgh Sports and Mini Ponies

George Mason’s Homecoming Queen is a Drag

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

Drag Queen! Iz good thing!


Mr. and Ms. Mason 2009 from Connect Mason on Vimeo.

Reann Ballslee took the crown this year. She took up the challenge of being a part of the nominees as a joke, but actually won the contest, voted through email. This year’s theme is “No One Has Swagger Like Us.” Ryan Allen (the original name of the drag queen) hosts the school’s Annual Drag Show as Reann and is in his senior year at George Mason.

more info:
George Mason’s Homecoming Queen Is A Dood (With Video) — deadspin
Work That Tiara, Boy! — Washington Post

Drag Queen Wins Ms. Mason
— Connect2Mason

reann ballslee waving to the crowd

my wrists are crying

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

the elusive front squat:

Boobs and Boxing

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

sarah blewden with her gloves on

Haters are hatin’ on Sarah Blewden. She wants to box in the Olympics for Great Britain, but The Amateur Boxing Association of England says no. She has breast implants and the head honchos fear they could bust while she’s fighting. Blewden says her surgeon tells her she should be fine due to the implants being made of gel rather than liquid. She said she has no problem with paying for replacement implants if the ones she had now were damaged in a fight.

For now, women’s boxing isn’t part of the Olympics, but Olympic minister Tessa Jowell is attempting to have it allowed in the 2012 games.

“International rules forbid anyone with breast implants continuing to box because of risk of damage to the breast tissue,” said Tony Attwood, chairman of the ABAE.

“The natural breast tissue is pushed forward in front of the implant and it is this that is more at risk.”

Repeated punches to the breast could also lead to distortion known as capsular contracture, he said.

The Telegraph

MY SUGGESTION: get the implants removed if you want to box that badly.

Another Case Of Discrimination Against The Large-Breasted deadspin
Model banned from boxing due to breast implants the telegraph

Girl Sues School for Sexual Harassment… Sort of

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

A former female basketball player is suing Central Michigan University and women’s basketball coach Sue Guevara, alleging she terminated a scholarship because of differences in appearance and sexual orientation.

–from Central Michigan University’s cm-life.com

That’s right. The way she looked — like a girl by today’s Western culture. A heterosexual girl. Whaaaaa? Take a look at the difference between the two ladies at odds:

student Brooke Heike and coach Sue Guevara

Heike was constantly harassed by her coach for not looking dykey. Shit you not. Heike has the scholaship official and the Board of Trustees on her side. Apparently Guevara has a history of ‘tude concerning girls who don’t look like lesbians. I’m all for girls not feeling the need to wear make up or not be made up all the time, but she made fun of her for having a boyfriend. That’s just dumb.

To be continued!

deadspin article
cm-life

Keith Haring Documentary yaaay

Wednesday, February 11th, 2009

Smack some knowledge into you! A little under an hour’s worth of knowledge.


Keith Haring Documentary from ovicone on Vimeo.

this documentary is in English; don’t freak when the Dutch subtitles show up. Keith Haring is known by most for his graffiti stick figures. And being gay. And dying from AIDS.

keith haring painting

wooster collective