Archive for the ‘talk’ Category

on lady gaga’s larry king interview

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

(7:29:56 PM) KGB1: lady gaga is so eloquent
(7:31:09 PM) jold: Really?
(7:31:15 PM) jold: She seems to know what she’s doing
(7:31:20 PM) jold: So I guess she’s not an idiot
(7:31:31 PM) KGB1: very calculated
(7:34:02 PM) jold: Like a TI-83
(7:35:21 PM) KGB1: hahaha
(7:35:26 PM) KGB1: the silver edition!
(7:38:02 PM) jold: hot damn, gotta give her props
(7:38:11 PM) jold: She totally skipped the + and went straight for silver

Roman Polanski, may we have a word with you

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

(12:11:25 PM) BJB: this polanski thing… gah
(12:11:38 PM) BJB: I can remain silent no longer
(12:11:39 PM) BJB: I can remain silent no longer
(12:11:41 PM) BJB: I can remain silent no longer
(12:11:44 PM) BJB: and then he switches it up
(12:11:49 PM) BJB: I can no longer remain silent
(12:11:50 PM) BJB: SMOOTH
(12:11:57 PM) SJ: whoa.
(12:12:02 PM) SJ: THERE IS AN UNDERLINE TOO
(12:12:09 PM) BJB: for EMPHASIS!
(12:12:39 PM) SJ: i like taht he had to mortgage his place for bail
(12:12:47 PM) SJ: …he didn’t have to get bailed out
(12:12:54 PM) SJ: he could have saved that money for his buttload of lawyers
(12:13:13 PM) BJB: it’s true!
(12:13:34 PM) BJB: it’s like… can i remind you that you banged a 13 year old?
(12:13:53 PM) SJ: and intoxicated her with drugs and alcohol
(12:13:57 PM) SJ: to do so
(12:14:30 PM) BJB: I guess being married to sharon tate could fuck a dude up… but that’s not an excuse to bang a 13 year old
(12:14:33 PM) BJB: let alone drug one
(12:14:56 PM) SJ: not really
(12:15:42 PM) BJB: he’s a fucked up dude
(12:15:54 PM) SJ: you mean “artsy”
(12:16:11 PM) BJB: ha
(12:18:16 PM) BJB: i will say this about him: Chinatown is one of the best movies ever made.
(12:18:46 PM) SJ: i haven’t seen it
(12:18:53 PM) SJ: i do know he is a talented director
(12:19:07 PM) SJ: i saw a thing on tv about him
(12:19:17 PM) SJ: but he STILL decided to leave the country and not come back
(12:19:19 PM) SJ: if memory serves
(12:19:27 PM) BJB: yeah
(12:19:34 PM) BJB: he needs to be in a special kind of jail
(12:19:38 PM) BJB: the asspound kind

Dear Roman Polanski,

Shut up. Seriously, shut the fuck up. You left the country to escape the United States law. You made the decision to stay out of the country since 1977 while leaving the case officially unresolved.

I read your recent statement on a pdf file. You seem to feel you’ve fulfilled your sentence for having sex with a thirteen-year-old girl in 1977 that you gave alcohol and drugs to. Have you realized that, had you stayed in the country, this all would have been over long ago? Maybe even twenty years ago?

Artistic talent is a fantastic thing to have, and people believing in your talent garner support to you. You’ve been making movies all these years, fantastic movies that so many people love. You’re still a rapist.

At this stage of the game, it’s common knowledge you banged a barely teen-aged Samantha Geimer by giving her sedatives and alcoholic drinks while you were well above the age of eighteen. It’s been over thirty years and the victim of this crime has come to terms with it, yet you haven’t actually served your term as you were never properly sentenced. That time you were held was only for psychiatric evaluation. Why do you think that you should come back Stateside without finishing what you started? For such a professional, you seem to be lacking on tying up your loose ends.

Geimer asking for the case to be dropped shows that she’s tired of the lack of resolution. Her request being denied shows that many other people feel that there is a rapist that has not paid his debt to society. You face- and ass-fucked a young teenager. Come back and serve time and you’ll be going back to making movies in no time.

Sincerely,
haddadadad

Polanski Breaks Long Silence on His Extradition ontd
I can remain silent no longer! Roman Polanski courtesy the new york times

bap

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

 me: 
fiona would keep them in line
:: smack ::
has shady ever smacked one of your dogs?
 Chelsea:  hmm
i’ve seen her do it one or two times
no claws
but a pat on the top of the nose with a harsh meow
 Sent at 11:17 AM on Wednesday
 me:  stern kitty says no
 Sent at 11:20 AM on Wednesday
 Chelsea:  i think it’s more like YOU FOOL

braaaains

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

(12:29:29 AM) KGB1: tell [person] i said good luck with the tests
(12:29:37 AM) Star: will do!
(12:29:42 AM) KGB1: and happy zombie jesus day to you both
(12:29:45 AM) Star: lol
(12:29:53 AM) Star: thank you, you too
(12:29:53 AM) KGB1: he is risen: AAHHHHH
(12:30:03 AM) Star: ahhhhh yayyy candy

i’d say that’s a positive review

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

(7:16:14 PM) KGB1: time to go to practice!
(7:16:16 PM) KGB1: bai
(7:16:21 PM) mrjeff: ok just
(7:16:24 PM) KGB1: ?
(7:16:25 PM) mrjeff: NO EVANECNSE!!!
(7:16:27 PM) mrjeff: hahah
(7:16:28 PM) KGB1: got it
(7:16:42 PM) mrjeff: MOR CRANBBURRIES
(7:16:55 PM) mrjeff: no no MORE ORIG!! + cranburries

Andy Richter talking about the NBC shizz on [Regis] and Kelly

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010

Andy Richter speaks about the ins and outs of how the Conan No More has been affecting people on the show and the network itself to Kelly Ripa while filling in for Regis yesterday morning. Possible Conan and Andy tour?! Maybe!

Andy Richter co-hosts Regis & Kelly, discusses failure at NBC ontd
Conan O’Brien Live Tour Confirmed showbiz 411

and i LIKE little kids

Friday, February 5th, 2010

(2:36:27 PM) SJ: there is a baby cooing about twenty feet way from me
(2:36:28 PM) Laurabelle: O_O
(2:36:29 PM) SJ: i want to smack it
(2:36:33 PM) Laurabelle: hahaa
(2:36:35 PM) Laurabelle: yesss
(2:36:46 PM) Laurabelle: I’m so glad we’re friends

Norm McDonald visits Conan with a gift basket

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

It’s a lovely card. Maybe you haven’t heard, but NBC decided they want Jay Leno to go back to the 11:35 slot — for a half hour. This half hour show of Leno twiddling his thumbs and telling jokes will push back hour-long The Tonight Show, that thing that’s been on since… since forever (like the 1960s?), that comes on at 11:35pm est. I’m not always one for tradition, but it would be a little weird for The Tonight Show to not be on after the news on weeknights, and even weirder to still have to deal with Jay Leno.

Sidenote, you ratings people: Supposedly no one is watching Conan. A whole mess of young people watch Conan the day after broadcast on the internet rather than on the television at the time of airing. My cohort brought this up after seeing yet another article on the Leno O’Brien NBC shitstorm, and he’s right. Most of the shows I watch, I see them online with Hulu. Do THOSE viewings get counted? Eh? Eh?!?!

That reminds me, I need to catch up on Community episodes.


Norm Macdonald stops by The Tonight Show
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The Tonight Show wikipedia entry they have a lot of sources, okay
a href=http://www.hulu.com/search?query=community&st=0″>Hulu — Community hulu

mamamamaow

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

(12:02:29 AM) KGB1: SHES GOT ME LIKE NO OTHER
(12:03:28 AM) onexl: bad romance?
(12:03:53 AM) KGB1: pokerface
(12:03:56 AM) KGB1: can’t read my
(12:03:57 AM) KGB1: can’t read my
(12:04:03 AM) KGB1: no he can’t read-a my
(12:04:05 AM) KGB1: pokerface
(12:04:09 AM) KGB1: she’s got me like no other
(12:04:58 AM) onexl: facepalm
(12:05:09 AM) KGB1: it’s great you’ll see
(12:05:34 AM) onexl: not with my hand over my eyes

it’s all fun and games until someone gets stucked

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

Guy: Yo girl, I gotta song for you.
Girl: Okay. What you got?
Guy, beginning to beat-box: You a five-star bitch, I got a five-star dick…
Girl: Hahahaha.
Guy: Eight inches long and just as thick…
Girl: What!? Hold up!

–W. 110th & Malcom X

Overheard by: The Music Man

…You Know How to Rhyme? oiny