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It’s a lovely card. Maybe you haven’t heard, but NBC decided they want Jay Leno to go back to the 11:35 slot — for a half hour. This half hour show of Leno twiddling his thumbs and telling jokes will push back hour-long The Tonight Show, that thing that’s been on since… since forever (like the 1960s?), that comes on at 11:35pm est. I’m not always one for tradition, but it would be a little weird for The Tonight Show to not be on after the news on weeknights, and even weirder to still have to deal with Jay Leno.

Sidenote, you ratings people: Supposedly no one is watching Conan. A whole mess of young people watch Conan the day after broadcast on the internet rather than on the television at the time of airing. My cohort brought this up after seeing yet another article on the Leno O’Brien NBC shitstorm, and he’s right. Most of the shows I watch, I see them online with Hulu. Do THOSE viewings get counted? Eh? Eh?!?!

That reminds me, I need to catch up on Community episodes.

Norm Macdonald stops by The Tonight Show ontd
The Tonight Show wikipedia entry they have a lot of sources, okay
a href=http://www.hulu.com/search?query=community&st=0″>Hulu — Community hulu

(12:02:29 AM) KGB1: SHES GOT ME LIKE NO OTHER
(12:03:28 AM) onexl: bad romance?
(12:03:53 AM) KGB1: pokerface
(12:03:56 AM) KGB1: can’t read my
(12:03:57 AM) KGB1: can’t read my
(12:04:03 AM) KGB1: no he can’t read-a my
(12:04:05 AM) KGB1: pokerface
(12:04:09 AM) KGB1: she’s got me like no other
(12:04:58 AM) onexl: facepalm
(12:05:09 AM) KGB1: it’s great you’ll see
(12:05:34 AM) onexl: not with my hand over my eyes

Guy: Yo girl, I gotta song for you.
Girl: Okay. What you got?
Guy, beginning to beat-box: You a five-star bitch, I got a five-star dick…
Girl: Hahahaha.
Guy: Eight inches long and just as thick…
Girl: What!? Hold up!

–W. 110th & Malcom X

Overheard by: The Music Man

…You Know How to Rhyme? oiny

(9:07:30 AM) onexl: I’m awake and you’re not
(9:07:30 AM) KGB1 <AUTO-REPLY> : i don’t wanna be friends
(9:07:37 AM) onexl: Oh - I see how it is

Very awesome to see them out of character, but I’m still pissed about what happened. STILL PISSED, MISTER WRITER. Story-wise, great, but AUGH. Not saying anything to spoil it for the stragglers.

Thanks J… again.

Dexter/Trinity: The Interview showtime

(10:05:43 PM) SJ: okay so food from the middle eat
(10:05:50 PM) SJ: we’re talking stuff like hummus
(10:05:56 PM) SJ: and things with lamb in them
(10:06:02 PM) SJ: but it isn’t greasy lamb it is awesome lamb
(10:06:15 PM) SJ: stuff like shish kabob, kibbee
(10:06:18 PM) SJ: lubi
(10:06:31 PM) SJ: pronounced loo-bee
(10:06:54 PM) SJ: stuffed grapeleaves served warm is my favorite favorite
(10:07:38 PM) SJ: there’s also good cold vegetable things
(10:07:55 PM) SJ: taboulee is a salad type deal with the main ingredient parsley
(10:08:11 PM) SJ: and potato salad, served warm of cold, has parsley in it as well
(10:08:26 PM) Jayson: uhm
(10:08:32 PM) Jayson: I’m American
(10:08:43 PM) SJ: my dad’s side originates from syria so I CAN MAKE THIS STUFF
(10:08:51 PM) Jayson: ah ok
(10:09:00 PM) Jayson: Because I probably can’t go there without someone tryingto shoot me
(10:09:05 PM) SJ: but if you’re food touring, lebanon or israel
(10:09:11 PM) SJ: so you can get your head blown off
(10:09:21 PM) SJ: rite rite
(10:09:36 PM) Jayson: I can say I’m Canadian, but that won’t get me all that far
(10:09:45 PM) SJ: you can always adopt a canadian accent
(10:09:49 PM) SJ: eh
(10:09:55 PM) Jayson: I know eh
(10:10:40 PM) Jayson: Sometime in the new year, I’ll have to find a weekend to visit Aaron, when he’s free at least
(10:10:58 PM) Jayson: and then you can make delicious lamb and I can be like, “itadakimasu” and eat it
(10:11:10 PM) SJ: and i can be like
(10:11:16 PM) SJ: stop your canadian jibberish
(10:11:55 PM) Jayson: But I’ll be like, “I don’t know what you’re talking about eh”
(10:12:15 PM) SJ: and we can watch a hockey game
(10:12:39 PM) Jayson: and I’d go outside in a hoody and be like, “It’s spring eh!”
(10:14:31 PM) SJ: this can work.
(10:14:37 PM) SJ: .
(10:14:54 PM) Jayson: Of course it can! I’m an actor in it

Conan and Andy on Between Two Ferns ontd

(9:02:54 PM) Sara spelled without an H: If I don’t see Nine, like, RIGHT now . . .
(9:02:59 PM) SJ: hahaha
(9:03:03 PM) SJ: i haven’t seen anythign about it
(9:03:12 PM) SJ: info for it came out when the info for 9 did
(9:03:21 PM) SJ: i concentrated on the number
(9:05:32 PM) Sara spelled without an H: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXlqaseuJAM
(9:06:16 PM) SJ: BRITISH
(9:06:29 PM) Sara spelled without an H: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZz1mbwDAAk
(9:06:44 PM) SJ: oh sweet sophia loren???
(9:06:52 PM) Sara spelled without an H: YES!
(9:07:00 PM) Sara spelled without an H: AND THE DAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(9:07:07 PM) SJ: and… fergie what.
(9:07:27 PM) Sara spelled without an H: yeah . . . ah . . . we’re trying to look past that

(3:00:26 AM) KGB1: oh no i’m out of english muffins!
(3:00:30 AM) KGB1: nooooo
(3:01:37 AM) onex: Nostradamus was correct!
(3:01:40 AM) onex: ITS BEGINNING

(10:47:15 PM) Jeff Con: ugh
(10:47:16 PM) Jeff Con: UGH
(10:47:25 PM) SJ: i’m still listening to it
(10:47:30 PM) SJ: no ugh!
(10:47:30 PM) Jeff Con: listening to whaat
(10:47:32 PM) SJ: only gaga
(10:47:35 PM) SJ: bad romance
(10:47:36 PM) Jeff Con: lol
(10:47:38 PM) Jeff Con: there is
(10:47:39 PM) Jeff Con: only
(10:47:40 PM) Jeff Con: gaga