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Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

What prom translates into for dudes: it’s time to get laid!

It isn’t so cute anymore, and it hasn’t been for some time. With pornography being so readily available — thanks, internet! — and adults still embarrassed to talk about sexual relations, even in the most obscure sense, eg. “Jimmy, wear a condom so you don’t get any diseases or get the girl pregnant” or “Jennifer, you can say no and he’ll still like you. If he doesn’t then maybe he isn’t interested in you as a person,” kids start to get some idealized views of sexy time. There are websites available for educational purposes, even in livejournal land, and can be found through a simple internet search with your favorite engine. Just being told “DON’T DO IT” doesn’t seem to be working towards a positive morale when, even when they don’t do it, they’re looking at pornographic videos, unwittingly gathering information for a later date.

Consultant and all-around smart talker Cindy Gallop (woman, what can I label you?!) tells us who’s who and what’s what with boys being raised with early access to hardcore porn. Without sex education in the classroom or parents talking about the birds and the bees or having any type of counselor to take an objective, instructional role on health, emotional and physical safety, and other things typical of a caring sexual relationship it can get a little weird. To get some realistic ideas on porn ideas, check out her cute nsfw website, Make Love Not Porn. To the nsfw video!

I am icked out at the thought of my father telling my little brother, “Son, ask the girl if she wants to get splooge on her face before you moneyshot her,” and don’t know if he is even capable of using that sort of language. With this in mind, I believe the proper resources need to be allocated in a better advertised way to reach the masses of horny teenagers before they turn into masses of misogynists.

Prom Garters: Blatant Objectification…in Your School Colors” the american virgin
Porn is Not Real Sex, and Everyone’s Getting Dumped: the KSK Sex/Fantasy Football Mailbag ksk
Cindy Gallop

today will be a good day!

Monday, March 1st, 2010

movin on up in life.

lol chels.

watch this next to your significant other and follow the directions

Monday, February 8th, 2010

And Old Spice body wash actually does smell really awesome. fyi.

The Man Your Man Could Smell Like old spice

Heroic Banging? You Have My Attention

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

email screen cap of sex spam ad

Thanks, Spam filter. This potion is not exactly like the one for foxes.

bleedarazzi

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

Yes… Meshuggah and Lady Gaga as one, pulled together by pallomember.

Lemme Hear Your Cluck

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

HEAVY METAL ROOSTER CARES NOT FOR YOUR INDIE FUCK MUSIC

UPDATE: http://www.youtubedoubler.com/?video1=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fv%2FaEiWoWoM4R0&start1=0&video2=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DNXeWTf1gUIo&start2=

(10:05:50 PM) mrjeff: haha yeah saw that
(10:06:00 PM) mrjeff: there’s also one where it’s that + nickelback
(10:06:08 PM) mrjeffkong: (its a joke, make nickelback more tolerable)

Death Metal Rooster Will Rock Your Face Off [Animals] Gawker.tv via the burra

gaga medley and it isn’t me singing

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

Sam Tsui sings a mashed up Gaga medley and it is AWESOME. from da burra.

Rising YouTube Star Belts Out Lady Gaga Medley (and We Lav Lav Lav It) [Lady Gaga] Gawker.TV

evian babies are tiiiight

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

here’s the actual commercial that has probably been out forevs and I haven’t seen it until now:

and an “interview” with the kids:

thank’s, Lem!

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009

always cool when a neato guy makes something like this comic:

bunny, by lem davies

I’m actually kind of terrified of ghosts

Sunday, October 25th, 2009

(8:34:02 PM) Kill Annie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0SeGAi3II8&feature=player_embedded
(8:34:55 PM) SJ: vas est das
(8:35:24 PM) SJ: it’s like that john williams guy!
(8:35:26 PM) SJ: AAAHHHH
(8:35:29 PM) SJ: OH MY GOOOOOD
(8:35:32 PM) SJ: SHIRT
(8:35:39 PM) SJ: CHIMP PUPPET
(8:35:50 PM) SJ: KEYBOARD SOLO
(8:36:29 PM) SJ: WALL-E POSTER
(8:38:08 PM) Kill Annie: ?
(8:38:13 PM) Kill Annie: excitement I see