I had heard of the story of the attempted rape and say the accompanying video, but I had noooo idea Autotune the news got a hold of it.
I’d get more into the story, but I have to catch up on the Autotune news. This song better show up in clubs and bars.
While researching capacitive touch styluses for ipads, I came across this video reviewer with a sweet accent.
and for those looking into styluses, the final ruling on the styluses were:
mi-stylus: BOO
pogo: all around good
dagi: good, excellent for writing notes
He does have a point: cushiony things are good to lay against. Also, black towels are badass (as long as they get washed in some sort of colorfast soap so they don’t lose their deep dark blackness. Grey-blue towels are not badass.)
Oh Victoria’s. Really?
“Invisible” lace. So let’s get this straight: you’re advertising the see-through lace isn’t actually see-through? This lace effectively airbrushes your body to not appear to have nipples or any type of crotch hair or skin folds or anything, rendering you more like a cartoon character than a real human. Reminds me of cheaper underwear that can’t afford to use real lace and has to use more fabric for support of the fake lace.
Are we all starring in a movie we need to make PG-13? Can’t have an R so we can get the kiddies? Maybe this is just a way the lingerie clothing company is allowing people to be ashamed of the normal parts of their bodies, things that are supposed to be there. I could have sworn that the fun part of having lacy underthings was the peep show factor or maybe getting to see something intimate (or just plain dirrrty for those of you that need the kink factor), like how the Rockettes and can-can dancers do high kicks that could lead to a peek at the lady bits.
Oh well.
Victoria’s Secret has been pushing their “cheeky” undies a lot in the last year. My inbox is full of ads for them. While they can have adorable patterns, one feeling is clear: this underwear is made to give wedgies.
Now, I don’t know about you, general readers aged 19-27, but I am in probably the best shape I’ll ever be and my skin is as elastic as it can get. I’m going to lounge about the indoor homestead in my underoos every chance I can. This lack of clothing means I need underwear that actually covers my buns to prevent cat hair and whatever from getting on my tush, as well as protecting furniture from smelling like ass. Besides my freewheeling need to bare almost it all, I also like to be able to walk without feeling something gathering in my crack area. With or without additional layers of clothing, it’s a thing I have to not have anything uncomfortable in the no-zone.
There is a ton of underwear that are cute or sexy and also cover all the buns. Some of those designs even hug the contours of the butt muscles that are exposed in the cheekies.
Are Cheekies cute? Yes. Are they functional? No way, unless you like your anus outsides getting rubbed raw from fabric.
I get emails from this guy whenever he releases some new stuff. I found him when I was looking at video game covers. He has a nice guitar and nice skills. This video shows he also has hilar video skillz with sweet backdrops. He usually does songs like the Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest boss theme. He seems like a nice guy. I would like to jam with him.
Check out his website for his sweet banner haha. Sooo good.
(7:29:56 PM) KGB1: lady gaga is so eloquent
(7:31:09 PM) jold: Really?
(7:31:15 PM) jold: She seems to know what she’s doing
(7:31:20 PM) jold: So I guess she’s not an idiot
(7:31:31 PM) KGB1: very calculated
(7:34:02 PM) jold: Like a TI-83
(7:35:21 PM) KGB1: hahaha
(7:35:26 PM) KGB1: the silver edition!
(7:38:02 PM) jold: hot damn, gotta give her props
(7:38:11 PM) jold: She totally skipped the + and went straight for silver
I think it’s kind of foxy.
In other news, I’m trying out a new online “job” of sorts, on Gamecrush. Someone decided that dudes will pay to play video games with girls. There are the dumber, casual games on the website itself are more for people seeking out cam-whores who will play e-checkers and show off their boobies. The (in my opinion) better games are on xbox 360 for now, and you can play Gears of War 2, GTA IV, COD: Modern Warfare 2, and Halo 3. Those games do not require a webcam, you just have to be able to talk on a headset. I like Gears of War 2, and I have the ability to speak to anyone with a pulse, so I signed up at the suggestion of the beef. The ladies are called Playdates, and the dudes are Players. The playdates have a profile that say whether they’re online or not and if they are feeling “flirty” or “dirty” or (gasp!) both. Read as: flirty “LET’S PLAY GAMES WEEE” and dirty “I will take my clothes off on a camera for your enjoyment.” So selecting both means you actually like playing the games and taking off your clothes. I will be sticking to flirty.
The site is in beta mode right now. I’m not sure how many dudes are actually on it. The site is shrouded in ~mystery~ to the people on it. Browsing through the forums gave me more of an idea of the competition, but there wasn’t much happening. My profile is up, and I have some times set up so guys know when to reach me. I’m thinking I may need a picture with my glasses on for the dork effect. Ehh. Is it whoring? A little, but I’m more interested in swapping stories while shooting at giant white monsters crying GROOOUND WAAALKERS GRAAAUUUH and helping a dude have more confidence in himself when talking to the ladies. Just, you know, he’ll pay me for it.
I kind of need a real job.
It was fun.
Scarlett Johansson was not a good choice for her character. At all. Did she screen test?
Robert Downey Jr. + Gwyneth Paltrow = crazy cute awesome silly.
Don Cheadle was smooooth.
(12:11:25 PM) BJB: this polanski thing… gah
(12:11:38 PM) BJB: I can remain silent no longer
(12:11:39 PM) BJB: I can remain silent no longer
(12:11:41 PM) BJB: I can remain silent no longer
(12:11:44 PM) BJB: and then he switches it up
(12:11:49 PM) BJB: I can no longer remain silent
(12:11:50 PM) BJB: SMOOTH
(12:11:57 PM) SJ: whoa.
(12:12:02 PM) SJ: THERE IS AN UNDERLINE TOO
(12:12:09 PM) BJB: for EMPHASIS!
(12:12:39 PM) SJ: i like taht he had to mortgage his place for bail
(12:12:47 PM) SJ: …he didn’t have to get bailed out
(12:12:54 PM) SJ: he could have saved that money for his buttload of lawyers
(12:13:13 PM) BJB: it’s true!
(12:13:34 PM) BJB: it’s like… can i remind you that you banged a 13 year old?
(12:13:53 PM) SJ: and intoxicated her with drugs and alcohol
(12:13:57 PM) SJ: to do so
(12:14:30 PM) BJB: I guess being married to sharon tate could fuck a dude up… but that’s not an excuse to bang a 13 year old
(12:14:33 PM) BJB: let alone drug one
(12:14:56 PM) SJ: not really
(12:15:42 PM) BJB: he’s a fucked up dude
(12:15:54 PM) SJ: you mean “artsy”
(12:16:11 PM) BJB: ha
(12:18:16 PM) BJB: i will say this about him: Chinatown is one of the best movies ever made.
(12:18:46 PM) SJ: i haven’t seen it
(12:18:53 PM) SJ: i do know he is a talented director
(12:19:07 PM) SJ: i saw a thing on tv about him
(12:19:17 PM) SJ: but he STILL decided to leave the country and not come back
(12:19:19 PM) SJ: if memory serves
(12:19:27 PM) BJB: yeah
(12:19:34 PM) BJB: he needs to be in a special kind of jail
(12:19:38 PM) BJB: the asspound kind
Dear Roman Polanski,
Shut up. Seriously, shut the fuck up. You left the country to escape the United States law. You made the decision to stay out of the country since 1977 while leaving the case officially unresolved.
I read your recent statement on a pdf file. You seem to feel you’ve fulfilled your sentence for having sex with a thirteen-year-old girl in 1977 that you gave alcohol and drugs to. Have you realized that, had you stayed in the country, this all would have been over long ago? Maybe even twenty years ago?
Artistic talent is a fantastic thing to have, and people believing in your talent garner support to you. You’ve been making movies all these years, fantastic movies that so many people love. You’re still a rapist.
At this stage of the game, it’s common knowledge you banged a barely teen-aged Samantha Geimer by giving her sedatives and alcoholic drinks while you were well above the age of eighteen. It’s been over thirty years and the victim of this crime has come to terms with it, yet you haven’t actually served your term as you were never properly sentenced. That time you were held was only for psychiatric evaluation. Why do you think that you should come back Stateside without finishing what you started? For such a professional, you seem to be lacking on tying up your loose ends.
Geimer asking for the case to be dropped shows that she’s tired of the lack of resolution. Her request being denied shows that many other people feel that there is a rapist that has not paid his debt to society. You face- and ass-fucked a young teenager. Come back and serve time and you’ll be going back to making movies in no time.
Sincerely,
haddadadad
Polanski Breaks Long Silence on His Extradition ontd
I can remain silent no longer! Roman Polanski courtesy the new york times