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Know Your Meme… I didn’t know about this one, and it freaks me the fuck out.

I never realized how anthemy the chorus is until I saw a group of puppets singing along.

ontd

slightly manlier than Milew.

http://www.nabaztag.com/en/index.html

i don’t understand what the fuck it is, i don’t understand why you would want the hybrid furby-idog-roomba bunny fucker talking to you in prerecorded messages. i wouldn’t want it sitting and staring into space, watching me in the living room, waiting for me to doze off to kill my cat and then me. ever see I, Robot?

that’s what i get for clicking a google ad.

nws. woooooo.

ksk — But The Pope Says They Dont Stop the Spread of Steeler AIDS

found through bear. oooh internet.

Livejournal your magic never ceases to amaze me.

So, let’s pretend it’s pretty late and you’re doing a little light reading before bed, as you sometimes do. This book is one that you bought used probably fifteen years ago and it has sat on your shelf since then. Now, you’ve decided to read it and within the first page you realize it’s one of those fantasy novels, written by a man who wants to idolize his fantasy princess dream woman. But after he gets past describing her in chapter one you think, okay. Maybe there’s a good story in this book anyway.

I don’t want to put up the scan of the book because I think my mom might read this fucking thing — HAY MOM — but you can go to lj user vandovan’s entry on the bless’ed two pages of describing what a naked Bronwyn looks like to the aroused Spikenard.

DETAILS CONCERNING THE FAIR BRONYWN
leopard’s tongue
tears of dragons
potter’s kiln
candelabra legs
snails with shells of tears
citrus and soapstone

Vandonovan’s friends did a dramatic reading of the pages, which you can download here and enjoy as I have. Even better: drawing of what this woman would look like up in hurr. Yay kids.

(11:28:32 PM) MACHELLLE: it is pubes WAS.
(11:28:42 PM) MACHELLLE: VERB AND NOUN AGREEMENT PLEAAASE
(11:29:01 PM) SJ: that is more insulting than his description of the female
(11:29:11 PM) MACHELLLE: ??
(11:29:47 PM) SJ: the lack of verb and noun agreement
(11:29:50 PM) MACHELLLE: yes
(11:29:52 PM) MACHELLLE: ABSOLUTELY
(11:29:57 PM) MACHELLLE: THE ENGLISH GEEK IN ME IS DYING
(11:30:03 PM) MACHELLLE: actually every part of me is dying