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found through bear. oooh internet.

Livejournal your magic never ceases to amaze me.

So, let’s pretend it’s pretty late and you’re doing a little light reading before bed, as you sometimes do. This book is one that you bought used probably fifteen years ago and it has sat on your shelf since then. Now, you’ve decided to read it and within the first page you realize it’s one of those fantasy novels, written by a man who wants to idolize his fantasy princess dream woman. But after he gets past describing her in chapter one you think, okay. Maybe there’s a good story in this book anyway.

I don’t want to put up the scan of the book because I think my mom might read this fucking thing — HAY MOM — but you can go to lj user vandovan’s entry on the bless’ed two pages of describing what a naked Bronwyn looks like to the aroused Spikenard.

DETAILS CONCERNING THE FAIR BRONYWN
leopard’s tongue
tears of dragons
potter’s kiln
candelabra legs
snails with shells of tears
citrus and soapstone

Vandonovan’s friends did a dramatic reading of the pages, which you can download here and enjoy as I have. Even better: drawing of what this woman would look like up in hurr. Yay kids.

(11:28:32 PM) MACHELLLE: it is pubes WAS.
(11:28:42 PM) MACHELLLE: VERB AND NOUN AGREEMENT PLEAAASE
(11:29:01 PM) SJ: that is more insulting than his description of the female
(11:29:11 PM) MACHELLLE: ??
(11:29:47 PM) SJ: the lack of verb and noun agreement
(11:29:50 PM) MACHELLLE: yes
(11:29:52 PM) MACHELLLE: ABSOLUTELY
(11:29:57 PM) MACHELLLE: THE ENGLISH GEEK IN ME IS DYING
(11:30:03 PM) MACHELLLE: actually every part of me is dying

damn you, ksk, for posting shit like this.

AND HE SHALL BE NAMED… little squeaker.

FUCK YEAH

sigh face. check out Luna at 4:20.

Oh, there is a video.

update of this post

May be considered nws!

Michael Ian Black got banned from Facebook and wrote about it. Wtf, Mark Zuckerberg?

Neither of us generate as much advertising revenue as we would like, but that’s not my fault. I didn’t create your shitty business model. All I did was write a scathing article about it in the Wall Street Journal, which I then reprinted and left under people’s windshields at the mall. Don’t kill the messenger, Facebook!

edit: he got it back

Baby popping is tough work, and everything leading up to it is a pain in the, um, vagina. The uterus and whole lower half of the body gets all weird, breasts get super tender… it sucks. Yualin’s Hau Sheng Hospital in Taiwan now has a Hello Kitty-themed maternity ward in hopes of brightening the spirits of those in pain or super stressed out.

Director Tsai Tsung-chi opened up the hospital on his own dime — it comes out to 3 million US dollars — because his mom likes the cat. And his wife. And his daughter.

THERE’S A SLIDESHOW OF PICTURES YES clicky ~here~ to see three more pictures.

tyty ontd
yahoo article

when sea gulls actually look for food that isn’t in a dumpster

looking for chips omnomnom