Posts Tagged ‘banhammer’

Six Vitamin Water Flavors Bannhammered By NCAA

Thursday, February 12th, 2009

hahahahahaha

My flavor, XXX, is safe, so I donut care! Here is a chart so you don’t get kicked off of your team!

chart o vitamin water

It’s hanging up in locker rooms everywhere! BEWARE THE GUARANA!

Banhammered Michael Ian Black

Friday, December 19th, 2008

Michael Ian Black got banned from Facebook and wrote about it. Wtf, Mark Zuckerberg?

Neither of us generate as much advertising revenue as we would like, but that’s not my fault. I didn’t create your shitty business model. All I did was write a scathing article about it in the Wall Street Journal, which I then reprinted and left under people’s windshields at the mall. Don’t kill the messenger, Facebook!

edit: he got it back