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From October 1, 2009

Michael Vick’s agent Mike Principe felt comfortable enough to say that Vick signed a new endorsement deal with Nike, to which Nike representatives were like “WHOA GUYS PLZ HOLD TEH PHONE.” Okay it went down more like this:

“Nike does not have a contractual relationship with Michael Vick. We have agreed to supply product to Michael Vick as we do a number of athletes who are not under contract with Nike.” official statement

They aren’t endorsing him, but he is getting free things from them as other athletes do in many types of sports without much bravado.

Nike Denies Vick Deal washington post
Nike: There is no new endorsement deal with Michael Vick USAToday
Getting Free Shoes Does Not Make You A Celebrity Endorser deadspin

Just a reminder of what dogs look like after surgery after fighting. nsfw.

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Surprisingly, Infant No Match For MMA Fighter deadspin

It’s just how they are………..

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Here’s The Daily Show talking with coach Don “Moose” Lewis on his proposed all-white men basketball league. Moose, based in Georgia, believes that with people from other countries and other colored skin, white guys aren’t getting enough play because the others are better than them. And that’s bad.

Kudos to the kid with a strong enough disposition to not go ballistic on the coach when he’s accused of stealing.

Whites-Only Basketball Promoter Still Not A Racist (But Really Is) [Multiculturalism] deadspin

i wonder

I like it.

Here’s the actual trailer in case you missed it. Meet the monsters! Awoooooo!

The Friday Five: LET THE FLIPPIN’ SWEET RUMPUS BEGIN! deadspin for pic

(3:13:18 PM) KGB1: it’s not a grunt at allll
(3:14:43 PM) dnd: lolol
(3:15:00 PM) dnd: that’s awsome
(3:15:08 PM) dnd: i can’t even make noises like that
(3:15:16 PM) KGB1: no idea what to call that
(3:16:30 PM) dnd: some sort of mating call

That’s What She Grunted [Tennis] deadspin

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My flavor, XXX, is safe, so I donut care! Here is a chart so you don’t get kicked off of your team!

It’s hanging up in locker rooms everywhere! BEWARE THE GUARANA!

A former female basketball player is suing Central Michigan University and women’s basketball coach Sue Guevara, alleging she terminated a scholarship because of differences in appearance and sexual orientation.

–from Central Michigan University’s cm-life.com

That’s right. The way she looked — like a girl by today’s Western culture. A heterosexual girl. Whaaaaa? Take a look at the difference between the two ladies at odds:

Heike was constantly harassed by her coach for not looking dykey. Shit you not. Heike has the scholaship official and the Board of Trustees on her side. Apparently Guevara has a history of ‘tude concerning girls who don’t look like lesbians. I’m all for girls not feeling the need to wear make up or not be made up all the time, but she made fun of her for having a boyfriend. That’s just dumb.

To be continued!

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The game was played for five minutes until they finally called it due to the rain of snowballs on the opposing team’s goalie. Bilbao ended up beating the snowball-chucking Atleticos 3-2.

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beautiful game

It’s not sexual, you dirty-minded weirdo.

It’s a fish de-boner! “My wife will like that!”