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Surprisingly, Infant No Match For MMA Fighter deadspin

It’s just how they are………..

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Here’s The Daily Show talking with coach Don “Moose” Lewis on his proposed all-white men basketball league. Moose, based in Georgia, believes that with people from other countries and other colored skin, white guys aren’t getting enough play because the others are better than them. And that’s bad.

Kudos to the kid with a strong enough disposition to not go ballistic on the coach when he’s accused of stealing.

Whites-Only Basketball Promoter Still Not A Racist (But Really Is) [Multiculturalism] deadspin

i wonder

I like it.

Here’s the actual trailer in case you missed it. Meet the monsters! Awoooooo!

The Friday Five: LET THE FLIPPIN’ SWEET RUMPUS BEGIN! deadspin for pic

(3:13:18 PM) KGB1: it’s not a grunt at allll
(3:14:43 PM) dnd: lolol
(3:15:00 PM) dnd: that’s awsome
(3:15:08 PM) dnd: i can’t even make noises like that
(3:15:16 PM) KGB1: no idea what to call that
(3:16:30 PM) dnd: some sort of mating call

That’s What She Grunted [Tennis] deadspin

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My flavor, XXX, is safe, so I donut care! Here is a chart so you don’t get kicked off of your team!

It’s hanging up in locker rooms everywhere! BEWARE THE GUARANA!

A former female basketball player is suing Central Michigan University and women’s basketball coach Sue Guevara, alleging she terminated a scholarship because of differences in appearance and sexual orientation.

–from Central Michigan University’s cm-life.com

That’s right. The way she looked — like a girl by today’s Western culture. A heterosexual girl. Whaaaaa? Take a look at the difference between the two ladies at odds:

Heike was constantly harassed by her coach for not looking dykey. Shit you not. Heike has the scholaship official and the Board of Trustees on her side. Apparently Guevara has a history of ‘tude concerning girls who don’t look like lesbians. I’m all for girls not feeling the need to wear make up or not be made up all the time, but she made fun of her for having a boyfriend. That’s just dumb.

To be continued!

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The game was played for five minutes until they finally called it due to the rain of snowballs on the opposing team’s goalie. Bilbao ended up beating the snowball-chucking Atleticos 3-2.

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beautiful game

It’s not sexual, you dirty-minded weirdo.

It’s a fish de-boner! “My wife will like that!”

The kid that died from heart failure earlier in the hockey year, Alexei Cherepanov, has now been confirmed to have been found blood doping. The final word, from Hockey New’s The Canadian Press:

Russia’s federal Investigative Committee said a chemical analysis of the samples allowed experts to conclude “that for several months Alexei Cherepanov engaged in blood doping.” There was no elaboration, and a spokeswoman at the committee refused to comment further.

The statement also said Cherepanov in his final year suffered from myocarditis, a condition where not enough blood gets to the heart, and should not have been playing professional hockey.

The club’s medical team might carry legal liability in the episode, the statement added.

“A row of gross violations was committed by the medical brigade helping A. Cherepanov,” the statement said. Among them, doctors arrived on the scene a full 12 minutes after Cherepanov collapsed, and the battery on the defibrillator to attempt shock Cherepanov’s heart back into life was drained, the statement said.

This is dumb. What the hell was he using anyway?

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