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(2:13:39 AM) letme: YOU WOULD be glad
(2:13:41 AM) letme: hahahaha
(2:13:41 AM) letme: <3
(2:14:02 AM) SJ: teehee
(2:15:34 AM) letme: :{
(2:15:37 AM) letme: ^mustache.

Google is bringing back their oldest archive for everybody in the whole internet to search. Back when Geocities and Yahoo groups were big, when Hampster Dance was still cool, and AOL chat rooms were the shizz.

Okay. The Hampster Dance is ALWAYS cool until they tried to make it cooler.

Google had its birthday party in Greece says one website. BBC says they aren’t having a big party. So… did they celebrate? idk! This website I’ve never heard of, Weberence, says it was the EMEA Conference (that’s “Europe, Middle East, and Africa” to you less hip folks), but that’s in reference to a comment on another site. Regardless, the Google people had 2500 of their people doing the Syrtaki, a dance known as the zorba song, breaking the old Guinness World Book record of 1608 set by Australians.

BBC’s got a cute video using Google Earth Maps and an article about how the public is reacting to the milestone.

Need to read up on the new running mate of John McCain? Check out http://www.palinfacts.com/ to learn all you ever wanted to learn about the Alaskan governor and more!

Chuck Norris is in trouble.

PS: she is for having the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge opened to oil drilling.

The website bad bad teacher keeps tabs on school employees reported as, um, people doing not good things. It’s usually something sexual. The front page has pictures of each person and a short story about why they are being taken to court. Pretty neat.

If you’re in the state of Illinois and wondering if you have any registered sex offenders, you can check out this website: http://www.isp.state.il.us/sor/. After agreeing to not use the information provided for evil, you can search anywhere in the state and get their addresses, headshot, and reason for being registered as well as where it occurred. YEAH.

The 61820 zip code has 47 registered sex offenders. Sixteen of them are labeled as Sexual Predator, and one of them is labeled Sexually Violent.

from something awful’s latest photoshop phriday: anagrammed movies

Twitter is a way to keep up with what your friends are a-doing. I never got into it — people of Facebook, it’s very similar to status updates. It’s only status updates! Here’s what Lisa Nova thinks about it:

There’s another video if you so choose to delve further into the hell that is Twitter kids on crack.

PS: Miley and Mandy got their video out:

Mandy can dance. Carson Daly…. sorta! David Blaine: I’m talking to you! Stop scaring little kids!

Thanks Bear! you ridic.

eek.

thx jess.