Posts Tagged ‘irl’

i got friends in high places

Saturday, September 6th, 2008

laura said the empire state building and the clouds surrounding it looked cool, and i demanded a picture. here’s what she sent:

empire state building on sept 6 2008

some knuckles need to be ruler-slapped

Friday, August 15th, 2008

The website bad bad teacher keeps tabs on school employees reported as, um, people doing not good things. It’s usually something sexual. The front page has pictures of each person and a short story about why they are being taken to court. Pretty neat.

If you’re in the state of Illinois and wondering if you have any registered sex offenders, you can check out this website: http://www.isp.state.il.us/sor/. After agreeing to not use the information provided for evil, you can search anywhere in the state and get their addresses, headshot, and reason for being registered as well as where it occurred. YEAH.

The 61820 zip code has 47 registered sex offenders. Sixteen of them are labeled as Sexual Predator, and one of them is labeled Sexually Violent.

Here Comes a Pope, He’s Been Blessing Some Apples

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

This past evening I was reminded of last summer’s e-obsessions. Oh, it’s all personal. I don’t know what the rest of the world was like.

FIRST UP: MORTAL KOMBAT

NEXTLY: MANGO!

and for the hell of it, Dr Tran because Jeff is behind on the times:

i need to clean out my aim profile

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

(4:17:29 AM) Cuomo: do they still not want to do umbrella?
(4:18:19 AM) KGB1:
sadly they donut
(4:18:28 AM) Cuomo:
tell them they are terrible ppl
(4:18:29 AM) KGB1:
the girl singers want to do an albino wino song
(4:18:31 AM) KGB1:
i am like NO
(4:18:35 AM) Cuomo:
if they dont sing umbrella
(4:18:39 AM) Cuomo:
the terrorists win
(4:18:49 AM) KGB1:
i tried to tell them they would not listen
(4:19:05 AM) Cuomo:
oh ok well you cant negotiate with crazies i guess
(4:19:12 AM) KGB1:
:(
(4:19:21 AM) Cuomo:
aka TERRORISTS
(4:19:34 AM) Cuomo:
aka i love rihanna

(4:08:45 AM) KGB1: is sent
(4:08:54 AM) TheRun: IZ MUNNAAAYYYZ

(3:44:04 AM) KGB1: WE R A SRS BAND PLZ U NOE THIS
(3:44:14 AM) freeto OH GOD I DID NOT NOES THIS

we’re up. down on finals.

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

(7:05:59 PM) Ark: my brain is fried
(7:06:13 PM) Ark: too much stress about this test
(7:07:16 PM) KGB1: wahh
(7:07:18 PM) KGB1: where is it at
(7:07:33 PM) Ark: architecture building
(7:07:40 PM) KGB1: funsies
(7:07:49 PM) Ark: or lamsies
(7:07:59 PM) KGB1: lolsies
(7:08:12 PM) Ark: wanttogetitoverwithsies
(7:08:23 PM) KGB1: hahh
(7:08:42 PM) Ark: allmysentancesfromnowonwillbeinthisformatsies
(7:09:01 PM) KGB1: *twitch
(7:09:42 PM) Ark: getusedtoitsies