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What prom translates into for dudes: it’s time to get laid!

It isn’t so cute anymore, and it hasn’t been for some time. With pornography being so readily available — thanks, internet! — and adults still embarrassed to talk about sexual relations, even in the most obscure sense, eg. “Jimmy, wear a condom so you don’t get any diseases or get the girl pregnant” or “Jennifer, you can say no and he’ll still like you. If he doesn’t then maybe he isn’t interested in you as a person,” kids start to get some idealized views of sexy time. There are websites available for educational purposes, even in livejournal land, and can be found through a simple internet search with your favorite engine. Just being told “DON’T DO IT” doesn’t seem to be working towards a positive morale when, even when they don’t do it, they’re looking at pornographic videos, unwittingly gathering information for a later date.

Consultant and all-around smart talker Cindy Gallop (woman, what can I label you?!) tells us who’s who and what’s what with boys being raised with early access to hardcore porn. Without sex education in the classroom or parents talking about the birds and the bees or having any type of counselor to take an objective, instructional role on health, emotional and physical safety, and other things typical of a caring sexual relationship it can get a little weird. To get some realistic ideas on porn ideas, check out her cute nsfw website, Make Love Not Porn. To the nsfw video!

I am icked out at the thought of my father telling my little brother, “Son, ask the girl if she wants to get splooge on her face before you moneyshot her,” and don’t know if he is even capable of using that sort of language. With this in mind, I believe the proper resources need to be allocated in a better advertised way to reach the masses of horny teenagers before they turn into masses of misogynists.

Prom Garters: Blatant Objectification…in Your School Colors” the american virgin
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Cindy Gallop

Don’t get me wrong: kids are a pain in the ass. Once you have them your awesome, selfish, care-free life is over, and you have to dedicate love and time and affection to a tiny human being who NEEDS YOU TO SURVIVE. The trade-off is that you can teach them to hate the same things you hate, which is the richest reward life has to offer.

–captain caveman

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nws. woooooo.

ksk — But The Pope Says They Dont Stop the Spread of Steeler AIDS

damn you, ksk, for posting shit like this.

AND HE SHALL BE NAMED… little squeaker.

a little addition to the nike ad.

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from deadspin or ksk. or both idk. i’m really tired about sports websites being consumed by Brett Favre trying to get back into the NFL.

Brett. Hi Brett. Look, you retired. Your body has been beaten to a pulp over the years. Take a break. Find something else to do. PLEASE there is more to life than football! DID YOU KNOW: when you began in the NFL, I was in first grade? First grade. Know where I am now? I’m about to enter my six year of college. I hope this timeline means something to you.

i’m glad i’m reading KSK now or else i would not have seen this video:

sweet jesus. Bert and Ernie singing M.O.P.’s “Ante Up.” Shit yeah it’s cool.