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(5:43:41 PM) MACHELLLE: sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(5:43:52 PM) MACHELLLE: steph i want to be not allergic to cats.
(5:44:10 PM) SJ: hahahaha
(5:44:16 PM) SJ: i want you to not be allergic to them too
(5:44:26 PM) SJ: prretty much i want most peopel to not be allergic to them
(5:44:31 PM) SJ: is tom wooing you
(5:44:59 PM) MACHELLLE: YES
(5:45:04 PM) MACHELLLE: HE IS LIKE AN ORANGE CLOUD LION.
(5:45:21 PM) SJ: hahaha
(5:45:33 PM) SJ: he’s so DENSE i couldn’t believe he weighs so much!
(5:45:52 PM) MACHELLLE: AN ORANGE CLOUD LION FILLED WITH RAINNNNNN

(7:16:14 PM) KGB1: time to go to practice!
(7:16:16 PM) KGB1: bai
(7:16:21 PM) mrjeff: ok just
(7:16:24 PM) KGB1: ?
(7:16:25 PM) mrjeff: NO EVANECNSE!!!
(7:16:27 PM) mrjeff: hahah
(7:16:28 PM) KGB1: got it
(7:16:42 PM) mrjeff: MOR CRANBBURRIES
(7:16:55 PM) mrjeff: no no MORE ORIG!! + cranburries

I like now-Alec Baldwin. He uses his crazy for good.

And he wore that outfit for his interview that was on later. Jimmy is soooo nervous so I shall not embed to avoid the awkward.

Let Us Play With Your Look: Alec Baldwin edition ontd

Cute girl to drunk friend sitting provocatively with a miniskirt on: Sit up, Beth, your coochie’s hangin’ out.
Drunk friend: I can’t get up. (yelling) Does anyone on this train have a problem with my vagina hanging out?
(train is silent)
Drunk friend: See? No one cares. Vaginas are like modern art these days.
Cute girl: I guess.
Drunk friend: You could take a picture of my snatch right now, frame it, make it look like Warhol, and it would sell in the MoMA for five thousand bucks. Hell, I should be charging admission fees right now. Anyone who comes to see my snatch exhibit and doesn’t buy a copy is a misogynist.

–A Train

Hasn’t That Exhibit Been Done? overheard in new york

Kid #1: How old is she?
Kid #2: Six.
Kid #1: And she’s goth?

–Myrtle Ave & Washington, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Dark Lord in Training

I Blame The Who-Cares Bears Movie overheard in new york