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(3:26:13 PM) SJ: i think i need to tape my fingers together!
(3:26:18 PM) SJ: but idk where i put the tape
(3:26:22 PM) SJ: wait i remember but then i can’t type
(3:26:24 PM) SJ: hmmm
(3:26:26 PM) SJ: HMMMM
(3:26:31 PM) MACHELLLE: DILEMMMAAA
(3:26:33 PM) MACHELLLE: type wif one hand?
(3:26:42 PM) SJ: noooooooo that takes forever
(3:26:48 PM) SJ: HOW WILL YOU SEE MY INFECTION
(3:26:51 PM) SJ: uh
(3:26:57 PM) SJ: INFLECTION*

(1:40:41 AM) SJ: soooooo
(1:40:43 AM) MACHELLLE: OOOOOOO
(1:40:46 AM) SJ: i’m deciding onnnnnn
(1:40:51 AM) SJ: a nice bicycle
(1:40:53 AM) SJ: orrrrr
(1:41:00 AM) SJ: A SOUNDCARD FOR RECORDING ON COMPUTER
(1:41:04 AM) SJ: I AM LEANING ON THE SOUNDCARD
(1:41:04 AM) MACHELLLE: i want to ride my bicyce i want to ride my biiiiike
(1:41:06 AM) MACHELLLE: OHMYGOD
(1:41:08 AM) MACHELLLE: OHMYGOD
(1:41:09 AM) MACHELLLE: ME TOO
(1:41:11 AM) MACHELLLE: LEAN
(1:41:13 AM) SJ: that thing we need for my microphone to work awesomely
(1:41:17 AM) MACHELLLE: LEAN LIKE A WILLOW IN A STRONG WIND

***update*** new laaaaank for watching enjoyment

**fin update**

(5:22:57 PM) MACHELLLE: she didn’t even swearrrrr

(1:55:04 AM) waters: HOW IS THE STORM I HEAR IT IS AWFUL
(1:55:11 AM) KGB1: the power went out for a little
(1:55:17 AM) KGB1: from on of the lightning bolts
(1:55:32 AM) KGB1: and i mayyyy have jumped from a seated position
(1:55:36 AM) KGB1: abotu ten feet in the air
(1:55:37 AM) waters: oh god @.@
(1:55:41 AM) KGB1: when it struck
(1:55:42 AM) waters: hahahahahha
(1:55:45 AM) waters: maybe.
(1:55:50 AM) waters: prolly not though duh
(1:56:04 AM) KGB1: more like a foot
(1:56:22 AM) waters: well if you’re gonna jump, then do it well
(1:56:23 AM) waters: meaning
(1:56:25 AM) waters: a foot
(1:56:26 AM) waters: into the air
(1:56:28 AM) KGB1: yus
(1:56:32 AM) waters: using butt power
(1:56:34 AM) KGB1: i’m still not sure how it happened haha
(1:56:38 AM) KGB1: yes that must be it
(1:56:59 AM) waters: butt power + adrenaline
(1:57:02 AM) waters: magic can happen

(2:57:27 PM) Lygigi: Its ok I still love u

(12:53:21 AM) eveof: good plan, otherwise… you know MELTY SADNESS

(2:43:09 AM) let: FORK IN TEH ROAD
(2:43:13 AM) let: LET’S CHOOSE A PRONG

[1:46:07 AM] SJ says: idk why i think because i stopped caring
[1:46:10 AM] SJ says: instantly makign me cooler
[1:46:17 AM] SJ says: don’t you know? cool people don’t care
[1:46:18 AM] Michelle G says: gawd steph, you are sooooo cool
[1:46:23 AM] SJ says: I KNOW
[1:46:40 AM] Michelle G says: OHMYGOD I AM DISCOVERING YOUR TRUE COOLNESS TODAY
[1:46:51 AM] Michelle G says: I AM BLINDED
[1:46:53 AM] SJ says: I DONT’ CARE ABOUT YOUR FINDINGS
[1:47:00 AM] Michelle G says: OH GOD IT JUST SQUARED

Livejournal your magic never ceases to amaze me.

So, let’s pretend it’s pretty late and you’re doing a little light reading before bed, as you sometimes do. This book is one that you bought used probably fifteen years ago and it has sat on your shelf since then. Now, you’ve decided to read it and within the first page you realize it’s one of those fantasy novels, written by a man who wants to idolize his fantasy princess dream woman. But after he gets past describing her in chapter one you think, okay. Maybe there’s a good story in this book anyway.

I don’t want to put up the scan of the book because I think my mom might read this fucking thing — HAY MOM — but you can go to lj user vandovan’s entry on the bless’ed two pages of describing what a naked Bronwyn looks like to the aroused Spikenard.

DETAILS CONCERNING THE FAIR BRONYWN
leopard’s tongue
tears of dragons
potter’s kiln
candelabra legs
snails with shells of tears
citrus and soapstone

Vandonovan’s friends did a dramatic reading of the pages, which you can download here and enjoy as I have. Even better: drawing of what this woman would look like up in hurr. Yay kids.

(11:28:32 PM) MACHELLLE: it is pubes WAS.
(11:28:42 PM) MACHELLLE: VERB AND NOUN AGREEMENT PLEAAASE
(11:29:01 PM) SJ: that is more insulting than his description of the female
(11:29:11 PM) MACHELLLE: ??
(11:29:47 PM) SJ: the lack of verb and noun agreement
(11:29:50 PM) MACHELLLE: yes
(11:29:52 PM) MACHELLLE: ABSOLUTELY
(11:29:57 PM) MACHELLLE: THE ENGLISH GEEK IN ME IS DYING
(11:30:03 PM) MACHELLLE: actually every part of me is dying

FUCK YEAH

sigh face. check out Luna at 4:20.

(2009-01-27 17:11:31) MACHELLLE: you might have been shocked and appalled otherwise
(2009-01-27 17:12:07) SJ: oiC
(2009-01-27 17:12:23) MACHELLLE: lol emphasis on the c?
(2009-01-27 17:12:25) MACHELLLE: lalalalaaaaa
(2009-01-27 17:12:43) SJ: i type how i speak, bitch!
(2009-01-27 17:12:44) SJ: WAHT OF IT
(2009-01-27 17:12:48) MACHELLLE: I LIKE IT
(2009-01-27 17:12:49) MACHELLLE: THAT’S WHAT
(2009-01-27 17:12:52) MACHELLLE: SO HA

(1:52:17 AM) waters: gnight
(1:52:20 AM) waters: and i WILL see you tomorrow
(1:52:24 AM) waters: or something bad will happen
(1:52:26 AM) waters: hint: not to me
(1:53:17 AM) waters: gnight gnight