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Something Awful’s Comedy Goldmine yesterday focused on ancient superweapons: the Godendag, Helepolis, Mongolian Whistling Arrows, and the Great Turkish Bombard are the ones that stick out to me. Check out the article for more.

The Godendag is a big fucking wooden stick with a spikes on the knobbed end. Flemish farmers wielded it, defending their lands from the French attempting to take over their properties. The name comes from the greeting “good day,” which the b’dass farmers said to the knights as they bashed her brains to bits.

B’dass is not French for “bad ass motherfucker.”

wikipedia article on morning stars, which also covers godendags
wikipedia article on helepolis
wikipedia article on the Great Turkish Bombard — that shit is tiiiight

For the ladies… the awful link of the day.

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I wondered if Mennonite girls went to pools and got to swim. Now I know! They do!

from something awful’s latest photoshop phriday: anagrammed movies