Posts Tagged ‘spam’

Facebook Who Are You: Natasha Brown

Monday, January 31st, 2011

Within the last few months, I’ve been receiving friend requests from females who are scantily clad in lingerie and nighties, and they seem to be my age or younger. I never know who these women are nor do I believe they are actual people with feelings and hopes and dreams. With that in mind, I will now be posting them on here. That’s what they all want, right? The attention? Today’s latest request is from Natasha Brown, who actually has that she went to U of I (my alma mater) and went to a hoity toity high school.

pleeaaaaaaaaaase pay attention to me

Judging by the poor lighting, hair, and makeup, this instance may very well be a real person behind this profile. The Ikea lamp in the background is perplexing as well. Maybe she just wants a real photographer to shoot her? Maybe she should try messaging. Somebody who graduated high school and college four years earlier than everyone else her age should probably know about that option.

I’m not sure if it’s more distressing to be friended by fake profiles of girls or real profiles from Lebanese men.

Heroic Banging? You Have My Attention

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

email screen cap of sex spam ad

Thanks, Spam filter. This potion is not exactly like the one for foxes.