Posts Tagged ‘talk’

all of them.

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011

(6:41:58 PM) onex: 2 things

(6:42:04 PM) onex: 1. new dresser delivered

(6:42:07 PM) KGB1: YAY

(6:42:09 PM) onexletter: 2. I have a “match” tonight at 8

(6:42:14 PM) KGB1: okay

(6:42:15 PM) onex: just letting you know ahead of time

(6:42:18 PM) KGB: TYTY

(6:42:44 PM) KGB1: i’m gonna be workign on music stuff at shawn’s until about 8 then was gonna head over

(6:42:50 PM) KGB1: shall i pick something up for noms?

(6:43:06 PM) KGB1: (i will bring my book to study)

(6:43:11 PM) onex: if you want

(6:43:19 PM) onex: I will eat anything you bring

(6:43:30 PM) KGB1: BWAHAHA if you say so

(6:43:32 PM) KGB1: i mean

(6:43:34 PM) KGB1: okay

(6:43:58 PM) KGB1: how long are matches usually

(6:44:00 PM) onex: as long as it’s not gluten free

(6:44:04 PM) onex: 45-55 min

(6:44:08 PM) KGB1: okay so no white rice

(6:44:18 PM) KGB1: or oranges

(6:44:20 PM) KGB1: or apples

(6:44:33 PM) onex: I WANT ALL THE GLUTENS

This bot has been bothering me for a couple months

Thursday, June 2nd, 2011

(10:43:20 PM) crazy4bamboo3: hey
(10:43:30 PM) KGB1: ?
(10:44:45 PM) crazy4bamboo3: weIl heIIo there wasn’t sure if you were there or not gIad you are though i was so bored
(10:44:56 PM) crazy4bamboo3: 25.f here a.s.l??
(10:45:20 PM) KGB1: oooh i always think you’re one of my friends with a similar sn, but you’re not
(10:45:31 PM) crazy4bamboo3: oh cool i just got home a Iittle bit ago and i’m about to get to work on here whatchu up to???
(10:45:47 PM) KGB1: oh cool
(10:45:58 PM) crazy4bamboo3: ah weIl i started werkin on here whiIe i’m in school doing these sexi shows it’s reaIIy fun and i Iike meeting new people
(10:46:08 PM) KGB1: botbotbot
(10:46:09 PM) crazy4bamboo3: u can cumm join me for a Iittle bit if you wanted i actuaIIy have a pass or two Ieft i think its not one of those ones you have to pay for would you want to?
(10:46:20 PM) KGB1: botbotbot
(10:46:31 PM) crazy4bamboo3: ok i just need you to give me a reaIIIIy great rating cuz that’s how i get these passes but i’lli WlLL earn it don’t you worry about that ;-)
(10:46:38 PM) KGB1: botbotbot
(10:46:42 PM) crazy4bamboo3: k just use this Iink and you can cumm play with me it’s http://access.im/1/myprivatecam and aII u need to do is hit the buttonverify button so you can make a username see it?
(10:46:54 PM) KGB1: bot
(10:47:06 PM) crazy4bamboo3: kk they do make you prove your age with a cc but everyone has to do it it’s some stupid IegaI thing buutt as long as you used my link it’II be free and it even says it right on top
(10:47:13 PM) KGB1: beepboop?
(10:47:18 PM) crazy4bamboo3: it sucks that they do it but i can get in a lot of troubIe if not so we have to =/ but i wiII make up for it i promise
(10:47:28 PM) KGB1: beepbopper?
(10:47:41 PM) crazy4bamboo3: let me know if u need any help or anything sweetie i can’t wait to get this partyy started

This crazy bamboo lovin bot has been iming me for several months trying to get me to click on things. I tried to speaka its language. i dont’ think it worked.

A Very Important Announcement about Taxes in the US This Year

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

(11:24:59 PM) Chelsea: tax day is the 18th thsi year
(11:25:02 PM) Chelsea: in case you were wondering
(11:25:07 PM) SJ: what why
(11:25:25 PM) SJ: why would it change so far past the fifteenth?
(11:25:47 PM) Chelsea: because the 15th this year is a minor holiday celebrated only in DC
(11:25:53 PM) SJ: whut
(11:26:00 PM) SJ: okaay
(11:26:03 PM) Chelsea : soemthing to do with something
(11:26:07 PM) SJ: hahaha oic
(11:26:09 PM) Chelsea: and so, they have to push it to monday instead

Panda Nuggets

Wednesday, October 6th, 2010

(12:59:26 PM) SJ: i have just been informed that bruce willis was on the daily show last night
(12:59:45 PM) SJ: how can you go wrong with that?
(12:59:54 PM) Sara spelled without an H: hahahahaha
(1:00:00 PM) Sara spelled without an H: The answer is: You can’t.

Watch here http://www.thedailyshow.com/full-episodes/361078/tue-october-05-2010-bruce-willis

Correct way to respond to cuteness is correct.

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

(4:59:37 PM) SJ: OMMMGGGG :(:(
(4:59:38 PM) SJ: http://allcreatures.tumblr.com/post/1128943739

baby shetland with teddy bear

(5:00:18 PM) MACHELLLE: FUCK
(5:00:20 PM) MACHELLLE: FUCK IT IS SO SMALL
(5:00:21 PM) MACHELLLE: AND CUTE

all creatures tumblr

on lady gaga’s larry king interview

Wednesday, June 2nd, 2010

(7:29:56 PM) KGB1: lady gaga is so eloquent
(7:31:09 PM) jold: Really?
(7:31:15 PM) jold: She seems to know what she’s doing
(7:31:20 PM) jold: So I guess she’s not an idiot
(7:31:31 PM) KGB1: very calculated
(7:34:02 PM) jold: Like a TI-83
(7:35:21 PM) KGB1: hahaha
(7:35:26 PM) KGB1: the silver edition!
(7:38:02 PM) jold: hot damn, gotta give her props
(7:38:11 PM) jold: She totally skipped the + and went straight for silver

Roman Polanski, may we have a word with you

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

(12:11:25 PM) BJB: this polanski thing… gah
(12:11:38 PM) BJB: I can remain silent no longer
(12:11:39 PM) BJB: I can remain silent no longer
(12:11:41 PM) BJB: I can remain silent no longer
(12:11:44 PM) BJB: and then he switches it up
(12:11:49 PM) BJB: I can no longer remain silent
(12:11:50 PM) BJB: SMOOTH
(12:11:57 PM) SJ: whoa.
(12:12:02 PM) SJ: THERE IS AN UNDERLINE TOO
(12:12:09 PM) BJB: for EMPHASIS!
(12:12:39 PM) SJ: i like taht he had to mortgage his place for bail
(12:12:47 PM) SJ: …he didn’t have to get bailed out
(12:12:54 PM) SJ: he could have saved that money for his buttload of lawyers
(12:13:13 PM) BJB: it’s true!
(12:13:34 PM) BJB: it’s like… can i remind you that you banged a 13 year old?
(12:13:53 PM) SJ: and intoxicated her with drugs and alcohol
(12:13:57 PM) SJ: to do so
(12:14:30 PM) BJB: I guess being married to sharon tate could fuck a dude up… but that’s not an excuse to bang a 13 year old
(12:14:33 PM) BJB: let alone drug one
(12:14:56 PM) SJ: not really
(12:15:42 PM) BJB: he’s a fucked up dude
(12:15:54 PM) SJ: you mean “artsy”
(12:16:11 PM) BJB: ha
(12:18:16 PM) BJB: i will say this about him: Chinatown is one of the best movies ever made.
(12:18:46 PM) SJ: i haven’t seen it
(12:18:53 PM) SJ: i do know he is a talented director
(12:19:07 PM) SJ: i saw a thing on tv about him
(12:19:17 PM) SJ: but he STILL decided to leave the country and not come back
(12:19:19 PM) SJ: if memory serves
(12:19:27 PM) BJB: yeah
(12:19:34 PM) BJB: he needs to be in a special kind of jail
(12:19:38 PM) BJB: the asspound kind

Dear Roman Polanski,

Shut up. Seriously, shut the fuck up. You left the country to escape the United States law. You made the decision to stay out of the country since 1977 while leaving the case officially unresolved.

I read your recent statement on a pdf file. You seem to feel you’ve fulfilled your sentence for having sex with a thirteen-year-old girl in 1977 that you gave alcohol and drugs to. Have you realized that, had you stayed in the country, this all would have been over long ago? Maybe even twenty years ago?

Artistic talent is a fantastic thing to have, and people believing in your talent garner support to you. You’ve been making movies all these years, fantastic movies that so many people love. You’re still a rapist.

At this stage of the game, it’s common knowledge you banged a barely teen-aged Samantha Geimer by giving her sedatives and alcoholic drinks while you were well above the age of eighteen. It’s been over thirty years and the victim of this crime has come to terms with it, yet you haven’t actually served your term as you were never properly sentenced. That time you were held was only for psychiatric evaluation. Why do you think that you should come back Stateside without finishing what you started? For such a professional, you seem to be lacking on tying up your loose ends.

Geimer asking for the case to be dropped shows that she’s tired of the lack of resolution. Her request being denied shows that many other people feel that there is a rapist that has not paid his debt to society. You face- and ass-fucked a young teenager. Come back and serve time and you’ll be going back to making movies in no time.

Sincerely,
haddadadad

Polanski Breaks Long Silence on His Extradition ontd
I can remain silent no longer! Roman Polanski courtesy the new york times

bap

Wednesday, April 28th, 2010

 me: 
fiona would keep them in line
:: smack ::
has shady ever smacked one of your dogs?
 Chelsea:  hmm
i’ve seen her do it one or two times
no claws
but a pat on the top of the nose with a harsh meow
 Sent at 11:17 AM on Wednesday
 me:  stern kitty says no
 Sent at 11:20 AM on Wednesday
 Chelsea:  i think it’s more like YOU FOOL

braaaains

Sunday, April 4th, 2010

(12:29:29 AM) KGB1: tell [person] i said good luck with the tests
(12:29:37 AM) Star: will do!
(12:29:42 AM) KGB1: and happy zombie jesus day to you both
(12:29:45 AM) Star: lol
(12:29:53 AM) Star: thank you, you too
(12:29:53 AM) KGB1: he is risen: AAHHHHH
(12:30:03 AM) Star: ahhhhh yayyy candy

i’d say that’s a positive review

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

(7:16:14 PM) KGB1: time to go to practice!
(7:16:16 PM) KGB1: bai
(7:16:21 PM) mrjeff: ok just
(7:16:24 PM) KGB1: ?
(7:16:25 PM) mrjeff: NO EVANECNSE!!!
(7:16:27 PM) mrjeff: hahah
(7:16:28 PM) KGB1: got it
(7:16:42 PM) mrjeff: MOR CRANBBURRIES
(7:16:55 PM) mrjeff: no no MORE ORIG!! + cranburries