(2:36:27 PM) SJ: there is a baby cooing about twenty feet way from me
(2:36:28 PM) Laurabelle: O_O
(2:36:29 PM) SJ: i want to smack it
(2:36:33 PM) Laurabelle: hahaa
(2:36:35 PM) Laurabelle: yesss
(2:36:46 PM) Laurabelle: I’m so glad we’re friends
(12:02:29 AM) KGB1: SHES GOT ME LIKE NO OTHER
(12:03:28 AM) onexl: bad romance?
(12:03:53 AM) KGB1: pokerface
(12:03:56 AM) KGB1: can’t read my
(12:03:57 AM) KGB1: can’t read my
(12:04:03 AM) KGB1: no he can’t read-a my
(12:04:05 AM) KGB1: pokerface
(12:04:09 AM) KGB1: she’s got me like no other
(12:04:58 AM) onexl: facepalm
(12:05:09 AM) KGB1: it’s great you’ll see
(12:05:34 AM) onexl: not with my hand over my eyes
Guy: Yo girl, I gotta song for you.
Girl: Okay. What you got?
Guy, beginning to beat-box: You a five-star bitch, I got a five-star dick…
Girl: Hahahaha.
Guy: Eight inches long and just as thick…
Girl: What!? Hold up!
–W. 110th & Malcom X
Overheard by: The Music Man
(9:07:30 AM) onexl: I’m awake and you’re not
(9:07:30 AM) KGB1 <AUTO-REPLY> : i don’t wanna be friends
(9:07:37 AM) onexl: Oh - I see how it is 
(3:00:26 AM) KGB1: oh no i’m out of english muffins!
(3:00:30 AM) KGB1: nooooo
(3:01:37 AM) onex: Nostradamus was correct!
(3:01:40 AM) onex: ITS BEGINNING
(8:01:47 PM) KGB1: HEY LETS TALK ABOUT OTHER STUFF
(8:01:59 PM) KGB1: WAIT LET ME WASH A PAN FIRST I NEED IT FOR MY FOOD
(8:02:20 PM) mrjeff: Ok
(8:02:21 PM) KGB1: they didn’t have buffalo tenders this week at the store i had to resort to popcorn chicken LETDOWN
(8:02:25 PM) mrjeff: Yeah I’m going to go to the bookstore!
(8:02:29 PM) mrjeff: Then Starbucks!
(8:02:31 PM) KGB1: OKAY MEET YOU AT THE INTERNET!
(8:02:32 PM) mrjeff: Then maybe food!
(8:02:38 PM) mrjeff: Haha ok I WILL BE THERE
(11:17:08 PM) Laurabelle: oh man it’s time nickelback-esque genere
(11:17:10 PM) Laurabelle: *genre
(11:17:21 PM) Laurabelle: I have rekindled music
(11:17:26 PM) Laurabelle: thank you grooveshark
(11:17:32 PM) SJ: hahahaha
(11:17:40 PM) SJ: YES NICKELBACK I HEART GENERIC ROCK
(11:17:46 PM) SJ: ABOUT HARD TIMES
(11:19:23 PM) Laurabelle: ~LET me just siiiing this extended note to express How much I am having GIIIIIIRL problems, THIS high note starts a new phrase cleverly disguised notes which wait, wait are the same as the last but it’s oook cause ~guitar solo ~~
(11:20:32 PM) SJ: ~four notes in the bass line to drive the beat into your torn heart~
(11:20:56 PM) Laurabelle: hahaha
(11:21:26 PM) Laurabelle: ~acoustic guitar chord to end the song on a hopeful note~
(10/20/2009 12:37:10 AM) KGB1: okay ima try to sleep
(12:37:27 AM) mrjeff: Okay well that was a good attempt at sleep and Imma let you finish but
(12:37:28 AM) mrjeff: Jkjk
(10:12:44 PM) luck:yes
(10:12:46 PM) luck: it’s strange
(10:12:51 PM) luck: i had to admit one of those people
(10:12:54 PM) luck: because it feels like a cult
(10:12:59 PM) luck: sort of like opening an apple product
(10:13:02 PM) KGB1: hahaha
(10:13:13 PM) KGB1: judging by how your font is showing up, you’re on a mac right now
(10:13:21 PM) KGB1: i wasn’t going to say anything but………
(10:13:38 PM) luck: yes
(10:13:41 PM) luck: yes i am
(10:13:41 PM) luck: sadly
(10:14:08 PM) KGB1: whyyyy
(10:17:06 PM) luck: a combindation of better batterly life and gadget boredom
(10:17:22 PM) luck: but mostly because the apple army is an unstoppable sucking force that’s hard to pull away from
(3:26:13 PM) SJ: i think i need to tape my fingers together!
(3:26:18 PM) SJ: but idk where i put the tape
(3:26:22 PM) SJ: wait i remember but then i can’t type
(3:26:24 PM) SJ: hmmm
(3:26:26 PM) SJ: HMMMM
(3:26:31 PM) MACHELLLE: DILEMMMAAA
(3:26:33 PM) MACHELLLE: type wif one hand?
(3:26:42 PM) SJ: noooooooo that takes forever
(3:26:48 PM) SJ: HOW WILL YOU SEE MY INFECTION
(3:26:51 PM) SJ: uh
(3:26:57 PM) SJ: INFLECTION*