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(7:39:35 PM) eveof: it’s a bloody photoshop collage
(7:39:45 PM) eveof: no no
(7:39:47 PM) KGB1: ohhhh
(7:39:50 PM) eveof: no even that interesting
(7:39:52 PM) KGB1: oh i’m not good at those
(7:40:01 PM) KGB1: i’m like ‘plop’ there i put images on it
(7:40:07 PM) eveof: it’s an ARCHITECTURE collage
(7:40:19 PM) eveof: cut a detail and mirror scale and array
(7:40:23 PM) eveof: OoOOOOOoooo
(7:40:25 PM) eveof: fuckers
(7:40:27 PM) KGB1: HAHAHAHAHA
(7:40:41 PM) eveof: I <3 this class

(4:17:41 PM) SJ: ahahaha this amp can be powered by size D batteries
(4:17:47 PM) SJ: this just became very very silly
(4:24:24 PM) Chels: it’s for little kids maybe?
(4:24:57 PM) SJ: oh! a lot of people use it for busking
(4:25:03 PM) SJ: which i have just lookedu p the definition
(4:25:09 PM) SJ: that means those people that play in the street for money
(4:26:07 PM) Chels: nice
(4:26:14 PM) Chels: you could do that !
(4:26:23 PM) Chels: andi could stand next to you and punch boards for money

(10:28:45 PM) SJ: i’m done on friday
(10:28:48 PM) SJ: final critique is then
(10:29:51 PM) Jeff: omg
(10:30:01 PM) Jeff: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
(10:30:37 PM) SJ: riding horses on the beach duh
(10:30:46 PM) Jeff: omg me 2
(10:30:58 PM) Jeff: we can start a horse riding bizness for tourists
(10:30:59 PM) SJ: hurrayyyy
(10:31:06 PM) SJ: there will be rules
(10:31:09 PM) Jeff: jeff & steph horse adventures
(10:31:10 PM) SJ: 1. no dreadlocks allowed
(10:31:14 PM) Jeff: rofl
(10:31:18 PM) SJ: i like this name
(10:31:29 PM) Jeff: the rules will not be numbered
(10:31:34 PM) Jeff: they will just have ~ in front of them
(10:31:40 PM) SJ: oooo
(10:31:41 PM) Jeff: ~laughter is a must
(10:31:53 PM) SJ: ~braids and pink bows optional
(10:31:54 PM) Jeff: ~no fats allowed sry2say
(10:32:02 PM) SJ: ~kids eat half-priced on sundays

(12:40:24 AM) KGB1: i pulled my quads while setting weights down on my birthday hahaha
(12:40:35 AM) KGB1: it was a present
(12:40:36 AM) smores: ouch, sweet ass birthday present
(12:40:37 AM) KGB1: to myself
(12:40:41 AM) smores: exactly
(12:40:47 AM) KGB1: but they are almost healed
(12:40:50 AM) KGB1: ummmm how to explain
(12:41:02 AM) KGB1: you know how you can do squats with dumbells at your sides
(12:41:08 AM) smores: yes
(12:41:10 AM) KGB1: i usually do that wit h30s
(12:41:26 AM) KGB1: but i had 40 lb ones to do calf raises
(12:41:37 AM) smores: oo
(12:41:52 AM) KGB1s: my watch kept beign bumped while i was doing the reps so i went to set the weights down so i essentially did the negative motion of the squat
(12:42:07 AM) KGB1s: but i did it way too fast adn didn’t bend my knees right
(12:42:14 AM) KGB1s: so the outer sides of my quads went NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(12:42:28 AM) smores: should have screamed, “MOTHER OF GOD!”
(12:42:33 AM) KGB1: i knowww
(12:42:40 AM) KGB1: i sort of yelled AAHHHHHHHOOOOWWWW
(12:42:42 AM) KGB1: sort of.
(12:42:44 AM) KGB1: in a gym
(12:42:57 AM) smores: so no one really knew you pulled anything
(12:43:02 AM) KGB1: not at all.
(12:43:03 AM) smores: just thought you were really workin hard

Cute girl to drunk friend sitting provocatively with a miniskirt on: Sit up, Beth, your coochie’s hangin’ out.
Drunk friend: I can’t get up. (yelling) Does anyone on this train have a problem with my vagina hanging out?
(train is silent)
Drunk friend: See? No one cares. Vaginas are like modern art these days.
Cute girl: I guess.
Drunk friend: You could take a picture of my snatch right now, frame it, make it look like Warhol, and it would sell in the MoMA for five thousand bucks. Hell, I should be charging admission fees right now. Anyone who comes to see my snatch exhibit and doesn’t buy a copy is a misogynist.

–A Train

Hasn’t That Exhibit Been Done? overheard in new york

Jamaican man: The biggest issue of our society is not terrorism but men lusting after women’s butts! If you lust after women’s butts you will burn in hell! Women, do not show off your butts for you will burn in hell! Do not wear jeans or tight pants! Make sure you cover up your butts!
Passenger: I love the butts.
Jamaican man: Do you have no soul? The lust of the women’s butts will only bring you to the devil! Please save yourself and stop lusting after the butts!
Passenger: Who loves the butts?
All men on train: Yay butts!

–Uptown 4 Train

Overheard by: white girl with a big butt wearing tight pants

overheard in new york

Kid #1: How old is she?
Kid #2: Six.
Kid #1: And she’s goth?

–Myrtle Ave & Washington, Brooklyn

Overheard by: Dark Lord in Training

I Blame The Who-Cares Bears Movie overheard in new york

(1:40:41 AM) SJ: soooooo
(1:40:43 AM) MACHELLLE: OOOOOOO
(1:40:46 AM) SJ: i’m deciding onnnnnn
(1:40:51 AM) SJ: a nice bicycle
(1:40:53 AM) SJ: orrrrr
(1:41:00 AM) SJ: A SOUNDCARD FOR RECORDING ON COMPUTER
(1:41:04 AM) SJ: I AM LEANING ON THE SOUNDCARD
(1:41:04 AM) MACHELLLE: i want to ride my bicyce i want to ride my biiiiike
(1:41:06 AM) MACHELLLE: OHMYGOD
(1:41:08 AM) MACHELLLE: OHMYGOD
(1:41:09 AM) MACHELLLE: ME TOO
(1:41:11 AM) MACHELLLE: LEAN
(1:41:13 AM) SJ: that thing we need for my microphone to work awesomely
(1:41:17 AM) MACHELLLE: LEAN LIKE A WILLOW IN A STRONG WIND

(1:55:04 AM) waters: HOW IS THE STORM I HEAR IT IS AWFUL
(1:55:11 AM) KGB1: the power went out for a little
(1:55:17 AM) KGB1: from on of the lightning bolts
(1:55:32 AM) KGB1: and i mayyyy have jumped from a seated position
(1:55:36 AM) KGB1: abotu ten feet in the air
(1:55:37 AM) waters: oh god @.@
(1:55:41 AM) KGB1: when it struck
(1:55:42 AM) waters: hahahahahha
(1:55:45 AM) waters: maybe.
(1:55:50 AM) waters: prolly not though duh
(1:56:04 AM) KGB1: more like a foot
(1:56:22 AM) waters: well if you’re gonna jump, then do it well
(1:56:23 AM) waters: meaning
(1:56:25 AM) waters: a foot
(1:56:26 AM) waters: into the air
(1:56:28 AM) KGB1: yus
(1:56:32 AM) waters: using butt power
(1:56:34 AM) KGB1: i’m still not sure how it happened haha
(1:56:38 AM) KGB1: yes that must be it
(1:56:59 AM) waters: butt power + adrenaline
(1:57:02 AM) waters: magic can happen

(724): also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.

texts from last night