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Da wittle birdie’s down feathers grew out of contwol because it’s a MUTANT! This genetic mutation happens from time to time, and some people kill I mean euthanize them because they are special birdies that need extra attention.

Keanu Reeves was on David Letterman Wednesday night (Dec 10th) plugging The Day the Earth Stood Still. Topics covered: Toronto, his first professional acting job (Coke commercial), eradicating the human race, and monkeys sneezing.

This video is the first time i’ve heard Keanu Reeve’s irl accent. It’s ~magical~

kitty go ::iz ded::

they go over funny videos:

the censored count:

will ferrell and friends talking bout proposition 8 being passed… in musical form OBAMANATION

they love eggs, and you should to:

baking a cake with lil jon

the draft archive: where posts get created and forgotten. this was from way before the election.

(2:16:42 AM) BJB: a congresswoman announced her plan for McCarthyism in persecuting barack obama. 20 minutes later, her opponent for election received over 30,000 dollars in donations.
(2:17:07 AM) BJB: oh, it was scary
(2:17:11 AM) BJB: I was watching msnbc
(2:17:14 AM) SJ: that’s kinda nuts
(2:17:18 AM) BJB: and she said that Barack was unAmerican
(2:17:42 AM) BJB: Matthews asked if any other senators were unAmerican, and she called for the media to do an expose investigation about which ones are and expose them.
(2:17:58 AM) BJB: Rachel Maddow fucking stabbed her with verbage

orrrrr hitchin’ a ride on a roomba. i thought cats are afraid of vacuums.

when sea gulls actually look for food that isn’t in a dumpster

looking for chips omnomnom